Ursus Draconosaur

60% dragon, 35% Velociraptor, 5% teddybear, 100% yours truly. He/him

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

Resurrected from the forgotten depths of neglect, I've returned for your Twitteriffic pleasure. Content here includes (but not limited to):

My fandoms (furries, Jurassic Park, dragons, etc.)
Hobbies & interests
Humor, comedy, memes
Current events & commentary
PG-13 (no kink)

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@Danaiolos Dan, it IS against the law, has been for decades. For an officer of the law to do this crosses several boundaries. The fact he did this at all is one thing, the fact he wasn't aware is another. I shudder to think that he was aware but did it anyway.

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@ScottLinnen @avatar_song Looking forward to hearing what he has to say for himself.

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@LynneShasta40 @ejane2010 @occamsrazor45 Wasn't it God's choice to make that baby have a brain outside its head?

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

I know someone on food stamps and unemployment, spending his money on eating out, toys, computer stuff, and drugs.

All the while he bitches about "welfare queens".

[Chris, he's had a think @Socialist_Chris]

I'm old enough to remember when everyone was obsessed with benefit fraud despite it being an almost negliable amount of money compared to tax evasion by the rich

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

For my fellow PA residents, there's an app that tracks COVID and alerts if someone near you (who also has the app) displays symptoms. It's totally anonymous, just says, "Hey, asshole! You were in contact with someone who has symptoms. Whatchoo gonna do?"

https://t.co/rrAVD2fg1q

[Easy Breezy Beautiful @_CleverGirl__]

Back in my day, a rogue T. rex took over our territory, living up to its modern name of "Tyrant Lizard King"

One day, it got sick and died. Our pack ate its flesh for a week. What remained decayed into dust, broken and forgotten.

As all tyrant kings do.

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

And a new reaction meme is born.

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@bfishbfish Who ordered this, and why? What purpose were they hoping to serve? I'd like to be a fly on the wall at the beginning of that shift when the station supervisor (or whoever) handed out these orders.

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

No. No. No.

[Easy Breezy Beautiful @_CleverGirl__]

Fun fact: Ruth Bader Ginsburg once visited Jurassic Park. For the first and only time in park history, every dinosaur on the island agreed she was off-limits (Betty White will receive the same courtesy).

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@sunflowerklo @KatieGreenberg @RBReich "Me and mine, but not thee and thine"

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@CalihanJohn @JackPosobiec How far do you want to take that? The producers? Directors? Parents of the actors? The caterer? How far?

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@FINALLEVEL Are you insinuating that people can't share a common dream? That we are alone in pursuing our dream with no help or resources from like-minded people? That we can't "go get it" with each other?

Because that's what it sounds like you're saying to me.

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@hleneeh @pupmatcha

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@oatmilkfoam Fair question, I'm not trolling.

What would you like to see from an ex-fascist that would have you trust them? Is there a specific set of behaviors or actions you want from them? What are your expectations that would make you comfortable to welcome them into the fold?

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@DustinGrowick @ChapStick I was in Denver during the 2002 Hayman fire. It lightly rained ash in the city 22 miles away. I understand the weirdness of it.

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

@BigDragonien Right wing: Just follow orders and you won't get hurt.

Also right-wing: Fuck you I won't wear a mask I got rights!

[Ursus Draconosaur @Thrashbear]

Am I the only one who thinks it a gatdang miracle only 170 were lost in an explosion 1/10th the size of Hiroshima?