Lucie Valentine

After we date I'll probably steal most of ur friends

[Shannon Carpenter @HossmanAtHome]

My 14 yo daughter and her friends just described millennials to me:

“Twitter, coffee, and depression while they live in a one bedroom apartment with fourteen roommates.”

I asked them not to do Gen X for my own mental health.

[jonica @jonicakeating]

I really sang this in my head 😂

[Lucie Valentine @ThreeLungz]

Congrats love you 💖

[BigheadOnTheBeat @KillBighead]

4 months of sobriety, thank god

[Ally Lotti @highimallyy]

use your energy positively in your life, if we owe j anything it’s that

[𝕮𝖊𝖗𝖙𝖎𝖋𝖎𝖊𝖉 𝕷𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖔𝖞 ࿊ @ObiiWanADoobie]

Bitches love asking me “are you an introvert or extrovert” neither bitch I’m a PERVERT😭

[Lucie Valentine @ThreeLungz]

Dude I did acid for the first time last night and ohhhh my god IT WAS GREAT 👹

[Lucie Valentine @ThreeLungz]

AYYYYE IM BACK BITCHES

[women online @womenonIine]

You didnt see Timmy Turner wish for a big dick the whole time so you know he was packin that schmeat

[Lucie Valentine @ThreeLungz]

I f e e l this

[Bill Fence @NoFreeBands]

Idk how many times i have to tell my mom to use iMessage and not whatsapp

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

Kobe and pop smoke gone. Tf

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

what does the motorcade driver drive when not driving the motorcade? what does she eat? who does she love? are she for sure? so many questions. thanks volkswagen

[lexie @lexielonge]

If anyone tries to rob me ima whip this out😂

[POUYA @Pouyalilpou]

big fat milf sucks monster cock

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

“i did a thing”

a girl who either dyed her hair again or fucked her ex again or both

[ceciatl @ceciATL]

that tik tok of the girl cleaning her friends depression mess is a sweet concept but none of y’all better ever come up in my shit filming like that lmaooo the state of my home during depressive episodes is between me and god

[POUYA @Pouyalilpou]

George W Bush right on her pussy yuh

[Ariel🧜🏽‍♀️ @Kamkaam_]

So my brother got pulled over and his girlfriend thought he was lying y’all look at this 😂😂😂😂😂

[Ally Lotti @highimallyy]

chin up

[nojokejigsaw @nojokejigsaw]

Y’all want me to kill the president for less than 2 bands 🤣🤣🤣 #IranVSAmerica

[Lucie Valentine @ThreeLungz]

@ChannelWest literally makes me cringe. I can’t stand her laugh and her Disney ass rap is the fakest most garbage shit ever. You ain’t shit. I’d love to fight you.