Bryson Reed

Live from NFL Venue Command Centers. Fueled by ACC hatred and Coach K nostalgia. Grayson Allen did nothing wrong. Elon Basketball Camp Mr. Hustle ‘09 ‘10 ‘11

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

names bryson reed.
worlds last yuppy poet.
i speak on heartbreak, mid-irons, and dudes who cant go left.
i tweet like ive flushed a 7 iron.
i havent.
11 handicap that i swear is sandbagged.

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

i want you all to take a serious look at a certain someone tied 12th headed into the final round at the Masters.

then ask yourself something… “why not him”

@bengriffingolf @TheMasters

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

ahh a tradition unlike any other

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

Tiger Woods was involved in a rollover car crash on Friday, the Martin County Sheriff's Office has told media outlets.

Authorities say the rollover crash occurred just after 2 p.m. not far from where Woods lives in Jupiter Island. There were no other details, though CBS 12 cited a source as saying there were no serious injuries.

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

you know what pissed me off this wednesday? mr pibbs new wackass branding #mrpibb

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

here’s the script:

1. osu
2. texas tech
3. indiana (loss to uga)
4. georgia (loss to bama)

5. oregon
6. bama
7. ole miss
8. texas a&m
9. ou
10. nd
11. uva
12. tulane

that way the committee sees:

oregon vs. uga
ou vs. osu
bama vs. indiana
nd vs. tt

uga vs. osu
bama vs. tt

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

do yall think fish feel water?

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

these are hilarious.

[Christian D'Andrea @TrainIsland]

the ESPN story asking Giants teammates to describe Cam Skattebo is exactly what you'd expect (complimentary)

[Ethan aka The People’s Insider @EthanGSN]

Jaxson Dart pushing Cam Skattebo’s wheelchair to mid-field for the ceremony honoring the Super Bowl team is gonna bring tears to my eyes

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

hi @NFL

this is in violation of nfl bag policy.
larger than 4.5” x 6.5” and definitely not a clear bag.
might need to check out the panthers security procedures.

@Panthers

[Offseason Jenny @ncsujen]

There is a mixed group of CAR/MIA fans in a row just ahead of us and they brought paper bags and switch off who has to wear it based on which team scored last

[evin @EvinKnowsBall]

Where is the dirt even coming from we play on turf

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

@czabe this is just how @KingofLag_ rolls.

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

@slurp_n_turf whoops. #SNF?

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

so let me get this straight, you want me to split screen the cowboys game with what? smh.

#MNF

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

thank you. @RyderCupUSA

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

jj spauns voice just pisses me off.

[Ryder Cup USA @RyderCupUSA]

Lean on experience to finish strong. #GoUSA

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

well… when you put it like that, we never stood a chance.

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🇺🇸🏆🇪🇺 Sunday singles matches #RyderCup

Young vs. Rose
Thomas vs. Fleetwood
DeChambeau vs. Fitzpatrick
Scheffler vs. McIlroy
Cantlay vs. Aberg
Schauffele vs. Rahm
Spaun vs. Straka
Henley vs. Lowry
Griffin vs. Hojgaard
Morikawa vs. Hatton
Burns vs. MacIntyre
English vs. Hovland

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

alright ive seen enough.
@rydercup
what do ya say we let the caddies play each other tomorrow, winner takes all.

[Ryan Phillips @JournoRyan]

This is what I imagine God looks like

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

heres my theory on why this specific team europe is unstoppable:

these guys grew up hustling rich country club members for cash so they could eat and drink on the weekends.

team usa’s dads were those rich country club members.

@rydercup @RyderCupUSA @RyderCupEurope

[Bryson Reed @ThreePuttTruths]

im starting to think @Harris_English hates america.

@RyderCupUSA

[Joe I @TourPicks]

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