Allegedly “Mike”

Unlicensed Court Jester. Lost my license because I called the king “Fat Fucking idiot Man” thrice in a day

[Allegedly “Mike” @ThreeRatsInACan]

I shitpost to hide my emotions

[Holly 🇺🇸🦅 @Msdesignerlady]

🧵I hope, everyone understands what he is doing by destroying these original archival documents.

[kaitlyn🛸 @fearlesskait]

“Climate change will manifest as a series of disasters viewed through phones with footage that gets closer and closer to where you live until you’re the one filming it”❤️‍🩹

[Baaulp @Baaulp]

closest you're going to get to seeing how dark ages peasants acted

[Praise @tufpraise]

Pete Rose raped a minor btw

[Woku 🏳️‍⚧️ @Lacksicle]

"Blame the password sharers" yes blame the common man!! Fight one another!!! Be at odds with your fellow human while the big bosses and ceo's pocket all the cash!!!

[Allegedly “Mike” @ThreeRatsInACan]

@edmundmcmillen Use Beanies’ time machine to save Isaac 😭

[Miles Howard @MilesPerHoward]

This affirms my hunch that if we want to keep the vibe going, it starts with us doing illegal things in a good natured way.

[Allegedly “Mike” @ThreeRatsInACan]

Proof God exists

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

In the internet, a new trend has gone viral — “Jägermisu” — a tiramisu where, instead of coffee, the biscuits are soaked in Jägermeister.

[Allegedly “Mike” @ThreeRatsInACan]

@nicksnominees I’ve been stuck in Texas for work since Monday I’m not even back til Tomorrow morning or I’d be there 💔

[Allegedly “Mike” @ThreeRatsInACan]

Still can’t believe I couldn’t convince my friends to go out in Boston while the Scots were here, genuinely heartbreaking

[Patrick Mullen @Patrick_Mullen1]

📍Union street, Boston

It’s never been so busy 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Allegedly “Mike” @ThreeRatsInACan]

@jmartini1717 On God

[eppy @epppyyy]

First look at Yoshida in the Anime!

[AmusedToDeath @AmusedToDeath1]

GOD'S COUNTRY

[olivia @oliviasonhere]

between massachusetts becoming the first state to legalize haggis and boston permanently adopting nightlife we damn might have to send scotland an annual christmas tree like nova scotia for the halifax explosion

[Karan @ksenguptaa]

Scotland lemme shake your hand

[Christopher @molochofficial]

One week of bars being open past 1am and the people of Boston are acting like rural townspeople at the end of a film where a friendly outsider teaches us to live life to its fullest or overcome our differences, except instead of aliens or drag queens it’s 50,000 Scots

[daz @MetamateDaz]

Rich people don't die if you tax them.

Poor people do die when you cut welfare and healthcare.

no comment, just 2 facts.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

You mean to tell me, some of y’all really believe the same government officials with known ties to Jeffrey Epstein type activities, are creating laws for social media to protect children? You really believe that?