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[Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes]

Are we dreaming big enough? Looking at this list of mostly dogshit coins, I think $HYPE should at a minimum overtake $SOL before this bull run is over.

[FTX @FTX_Official]

FTX today announced that the anticipated record date for the Next Distribution will be June 16, 2026 for holders of allowed FTX claims and interests. The Next Distribution is expected to commence on July 31, 2026.

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

P for $zec

[Arthur Hayes @CryptoHayes]

Bulls dial “P” for privacy, Bears dial “P” for poor. Choose wisely degen.

[Peter Girnus 🦅 @gothburz]

I am a Web3 Ambassador at World Liberty Financial.

There are 12 of us on the team page. 4 are named Trump. 3 are named Witkoff. The page calls us "the passionate minds shaping the future of finance."

600,000 wallets bought our memecoin. They lost $3.87 billion. The family collected $350 million in trading fees. It launched 3 days before the inauguration. 80% of the supply went to CIC Digital LLC and Fight Fight Fight LLC. I did not choose the names. I designed the allocation, the vesting, the timing, and the distance between the product and the President.

The distance is my best work.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

World Liberty Financial sends 75 cents of every dollar to DT Marks DEFI LLC. That is the family entity. Zero capital contributed. Zero liability assumed. I wrote this into the Gold Paper. Page 14. The lawyers bound it in white leather. The binding cost more than the due diligence.

Justin Sun invested $75 million. He was facing SEC fraud charges. The SEC dropped the case. He is now our advisor. These events are unrelated.

Changpeng Zhao pleaded guilty to federal money laundering violations. He received a presidential pardon. The SEC dropped its lawsuit against his exchange the same week we listed our stablecoin. Then the exchange settled a $2 billion deal entirely in that stablecoin. These events are unrelated.

Arthur Hayes, Benjamin Delo, and Samuel Reed of BitMEX pleaded guilty to Bank Secrecy Act violations. All 3 received presidential pardons. Then the company itself was pardoned. $100 million in fines. Gone. An American first. These events are unrelated.

Sheikh Tahnoun of Abu Dhabi paid $500 million for a 49% stake that was never publicly disclosed. Then the administration approved semiconductor exports to his companies over national security objections. These events are unrelated.

Everything is unrelated. I track the unrelatedness on a dashboard I built. The dashboard has 7 columns now. I am proud of the dashboard.

On May 22nd, 220 people paid a combined $148 million to eat dinner with the America First president. Over half were foreign nationals. Justin Sun paid $18.5 million for the first seat. He visited the Executive Office Building the day before. I designed the seating chart. I put it on the Investor Confidence page. That page is doing well.

The team page lists 3 Witkoffs. All 3 are Co-Founders.

Steven Witkoff is the President's Middle East envoy. He testified as a character witness at the President's fraud trial.

His son Zach runs the crypto operation. His son Alex is also a Co-Founder. I have not been told what Alex co-founded.

The father runs the diplomacy. The sons run the platform. The family runs both. That is organizational efficiency.

Barron is 19. His title is Web3 Ambassador. The same as mine. Donald Jr. called the conflicts of interest "complete nonsense." Eric launched a Bitcoin mining company called American Bitcoin. America First. The mining partner is Hut 8. Hut 8 was founded in Canada. America First means the name.

On March 6th, the President signed Executive Order 14233 creating a Strategic Bitcoin Reserve. The order directs the government to hold Bitcoin. The President's family holds billions in Bitcoin. The executive order appreciates the President's assets by presidential decree. I did not write the executive order. I made sure it looked unrelated to the portfolio.

Trump Media put $2 billion of Bitcoin on its balance sheet. The ticker symbol is DJT. His initials. The press secretary said it is absurd to insinuate the President profits off the presidency. Forbes calculated his crypto holdings exceed the combined value of Mar-a-Lago and Trump Tower. I would call that absurd too. That is my job.

600,000 wallets bought in. 1 of them asked why she could not withdraw her funds. I told her the protocol was experiencing dynamic market conditions. She asked what that meant. I sent her the Gold Paper. She said she had read the Gold Paper. I muted her channel. Dynamic means the conditions change. The condition that changed was her access.

A congressman called us the world's most corrupt crypto startup operation. We put it on a coffee mug. Ironic merchandise. $45. The revenue split on the mug is also 75/25.

My own tokens vest on a different schedule. I wrote that schedule. That is not in the Gold Paper.

The memecoin funds the family. The family funds the platform. The platform funds the stablecoin. The stablecoin funds the deals. The deals require the pardons. The pardons free the partners. The partners fund the platform. The President signs the executive orders. The executive orders inflate the assets. The assets fund the family.

I am the reason these events are unrelated.

[Mr. Purple @MrPurple_DJ]

FTX Creditors with >$50k Claims
Recovery still projected at 171% after receiving 96.6% so far

Details below 👇

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

@cyrilXBT $tao drop mic

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

@Axel_bitblaze69 Guess what? Even if you make +1% 100 win and -1% 100 lose after you’re still at breakeven before fees. LOL might as well stake for 200 days to make a confirm gain of 1 to 3% apy after fees

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

@Axel_bitblaze69 This is based on same starting point but when there’s a drawdown of -63% your way to recovery is +170.27%. if I lose 1% a day for 100 days then suddenly I can make +1% for the next 100 day I’ll still be in the red🥸

100 days -1% win
+
100 days +1% lose
=
Breakeven before fees

[FTX @FTX_Official]

(1/4) FTX announced it is set to distribute its Fourth Distribution of ~$2.2 billion on 3/31/26 to holders of allowed claims in the Plan’s Convenience and Non-Convenience Classes that have completed the pre-distribution requirements.

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

Yes I agree, who the fuck in crypto did what SBF did. Tbh till even today I still think FTX was one of the best exchange in the world for its offering, the UI/UX, for what SBF did and said. Still rem during covid while everything was crashing $FTT never went below $2. #ftx $ftt

[大宇 @BTCdayu]

save crypto

@EricTrump @SBF_FTX

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

So where does the data come from? If it’s assumed target price of btc while all these years is always in a “buy” zone then why did all the big players dump while we are in buy zone? Create panic to make retail dump then they can get lower or getting ready to front run the world?

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🔥 NOW: Bitcoin may be nearing a historic bear market bottom as key indicators flash undervaluation, per Bloomberg.

[Ansem @blknoiz06]

holy fuck

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

So fucking sick. What a dirty play #luna

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

And there it is: Jane Street was behind the 2022 crypto winter, destroying Terraform by first depegging the token and destroying the ecosystem, then pretending it would rescue Terra, while effectively it was soaking up what little value remained.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

And there it is: Jane Street was behind the 2022 crypto winter, destroying Terraform by first depegging the token and destroying the ecosystem, then pretending it would rescue Terra, while effectively it was soaking up what little value remained.

[Ray Dalio @RayDalio]

https://t.co/tjmbT5ytUN

[dubzy @dubzyxbt]

Do you understand Bitcoin yet?

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

I love it

[*Walter Bloomberg @DeItaone]

TRUMP: NOW I'M ASKING FOR A PIECE OF ICE, A VERY SMALL ASK

[A$APE @ThreeXplus1]

Fucking good job bro! Fuck the scammers Cb dog

[ZachXBT @zachxbt]

1/ An investigation into how Greavys (Malone Iam), Wiz (Veer Chetal), and Box (Jeandiel Serrano) stole $243M from a single person last month in a highly sophisticated social engineering attack and my efforts which have helped lead to multiple arrests and millions frozen.

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

⚡ Key Economic Events This Week:

Tuesday - September JOLTS Job Openings data

Wednesday - December Fed Interest Rate Decision, Fed Chair Powell Press Conference

Thursday - OPEC Monthly Report, Initial Jobless Claims data, US 30Y Bond Auction

With the Fed decision and Powell presser on deck, will markets pump or dump? 👇