ThriveTrack

💸 Funny truths about money, ambition & modern life.

Helping you level up financially without sounding like a fake guru.

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I received a ₦500k alert from someone I didn’t know, so I went to the bank to get the sender’s details.

At first, I called him, but he angrily cut the call and said I was disturbing him. I then sent a text explaining why I reached out.

Later, I tried calling again several times with no response, so I decided to leave it alone for a few hours before trying one last time.

You won’t believe what this man said to me when he finally answered:

“May God never make me do business with poor people. Just because of ₦500k, you want to call me to death?”

And then he ended it with a Hausa insult.

Honestly, I was speechless 😔

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Curiosity got the better of me, so I checked the name on Truecaller… and it matched the bank details perfectly.

I decided to take the search further and typed the name on Google.

Omo… you won’t believe what I discovered 🤭

The man is a VERY popular Northern businessman. I’m even sure I’ve seen his name on a Forbes list before 😭

At that point, my fear disappeared immediately. I just told myself, “Ayobami, your helper has finally located you.”

Since he has already adopted my poor self, after one week I’ll respectfully send him a text to remind him about my new week allowance 😞😂

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I received a ₦500k alert from someone I didn’t know, so I went to the bank to get the sender’s details.

At first, I called him, but he angrily cut the call and said I was disturbing him. I then sent a text explaining why I reached out.

Later, I tried calling again several times with no response, so I decided to leave it alone for a few hours before trying one last time.

You won’t believe what this man said to me when he finally answered:

“May God never make me do business with poor people. Just because of ₦500k, you want to call me to death?”

And then he ended it with a Hausa insult.

Honestly, I was speechless 😔

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First generation of uncles wey no even get family land to fight over 🤣🤣

Everybody just dey hustle peacefully because nothing dey anywhere 😭

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No amount of rain should tempt you as a man to carry umbrella please 🙏🏾😭

If rain beat you, stand it like your forefathers did.
Water no dey kill lion 🦁😂

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I’ve started reading books instead of watching Netflix these days 😭

At least the characters in my head won’t suddenly wake up in season 4 with a completely different personality for “character development” 😂

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He took off his bulletproof vest just to hug you better… and you still shot him 💔

Some betrayals don’t make noise, they just change people forever.

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The end of creator revenue on this app is looking very close now 🥲

Every update just feels like: “Congratulations creators… go and find another source of income” 😭

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What’s the best way to get back at someone who has wronged you?

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Sadly, some men in this generation have already decided they’ll never get married.

Not because they can’t love… they’ve just seen too much, heard too much, and no longer believe it’s worth the risk.

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They really need to create a separate timeline for blue tick accounts 😭

Let them engage with themselves, farm impressions, make their money, and peacefully leave the rest of us out of it 😂

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Make I just dey pretend say I sabi wetin I dey do 😭

From there, I go meet people wey actually sabi wetin them dey do…
So I go learn wetin them dey do…
Before you know am, I sef go finally sabi wetin I dey do 😂

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🚨 Nikita has reportedly removed Rainmaker1973, a page with over 4.3 million followers, from X’s creator monetization program over repeated reposting without proper credit.

According to internal data shared by Nikita, the account allegedly reposted 2,759 videos from ViralRushX within six months. It was also accused of cropping out a watermark from a viral dance clip to avoid giving credit to the original creator.

This is basically a warning to content reposters on X: if you keep removing watermarks or editing videos to bypass the platform’s attribution system, your monetization could disappear very soon.

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How is it that Google Maps can show aerial images of everyone’s houses without ever asking for permission? 🤔

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My dad bought Ileya clothes for my sisters and just looked at me like, “you’re a man.”

Oyanna 😭

No problem. I’ll buy my mum a car one day and tell him, “you’re a man too.” 😂

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You’re in Nigeria and you still say you’re an atheist? 😂😂

Honestly, I just dey look you with soft pity 😭😂

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I hate how nothing works anymore without internet 😭

Can’t even play video games again because everything just wants WiFi connection. Offline mode don turn myth 😂

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Nobody will say it out loud, but Google was actually enough.

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What’s a calm, unbothered reply I can give when someone says “I hate you”?

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Nothing dey irritate me pass those “money changers” 😭

I’m supposed to give you like ₦130k, then you’ll hand me back ₦100k just because I want to spray clean notes?

God go help me take you 😂

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Whoever builds an AI content blocker is going to create one of the biggest inventions of this era, and honestly I’d gladly pay for it.