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For all the tech bros hyped up about biology.

Imagine a codebase. The codebase is huge. You don't know who wrote it or when. It is written in a language you don't know, nobody knows it. People all over the world have studied the codebase over decades and figured out what some parts of it do, but not really why and how they work. You are fairly sure the code you see is not complete, it's compressed somehow so that the actual code is way longer than it appears. You suspect there are layers to this, but you are not sure.
The output of the code is different even with the same input. Over time, people have figured out how to get the outputs to cluster around the expected value for some small snippets, but even that falls apart when you run it on a different computer, even if you replicate the environment exactly. And sometimes it runs differently even on the same computer. You don't know why that is.

You are told to develop a new feature that plugs into it. Testing the feature takes ages because the code runs slowly and it's impossible to speed up. No matter what you do, the behaviour of your feature changes unpredictably whenever you add a variable. What's more, the behaviour of the whole codebase changes when you add something, even if your feature is entirely self contained. You struggle and struggle and the best you can do is to get a statistically significant clustering of your output around the expected value.

Your investors give up on you because you are not delivering. It's taking too long and you're not making money. Peter Thiel comes in and calls it a skill issue.

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@Classisco123 Reimagined for the modern audiences.

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@MaleIcon @Targ_Nation He also said "muh queen" a lot

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@yosoymario91 I'm known as the guy with the unreasonably large meals

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@asparagoid My cat needs pills twice a day and has an asthma attack if I come back home after three days because she purrs so hard when she finally sees me.

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@G_h_o_u_l_y @Bornakang Just the knife, cutting board, pan, stove and oven will cost you hundreds and you can only use them once per burger :(

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@Babygravy9 I've seen this before

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@USronaldcarter The same way it's always done it?

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@BITVOLT It's not dead until we kill it. And it won so far.

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@BecomingCritter Gotta be @Howlingmutant0

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@benjamincowen A lot of them are saying you were right just now

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@RonFilipkowski I believe this is the unaltered photo

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@amitisinvesting

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@Cryptotea Sure can do. It went up and then down some.

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@WarMonitor3 Stab victims ain't gonna handcuff themselves after all.

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@thinkingshivers Yes this policy was implemented in 1813 by George Sackville, the 4th Duke of Dorset after his butler spent too much time on TikTok and let the Duke's afternoon tea get cold before serving it.

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@justalexoki Even better, the amylases in your spit will start digesting the carbs, releasing simple sugars and make the food taste sweet.

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@thamoonman_ This is one of the worst things I've ever seen.

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@Keir_Starmer Getting stabbed in the UK is illegal. Stab victims will feel the full force of the law.

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@OsloFF Why?

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@justalexoki Except for my cat