Fright Land Employee

31 || he/they || Ogre enthusiast || world championship old man collector || I WILL fuck your grandpa if you don’t look out.

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This is what I have in my head instead of a brain.

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the industrial rabbit hole is fathoms deep and probably bottomless and I think I may die before I get any further than a few feet down.

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Trying to write but I feel so listless knowing where my friends are this weekend. I want to be with them. With him. I miss him so fucking much, I just want to see him again.

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Y'all ever risk it all to check out a man's ass, discover he has zero ass, and then get caught looking by his gf anyway? Because that happened to me this weekend and I feel SO bad. 😅

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Everyone please go follow my 2nd account, @Asanoffering as I will not be on this account much longer.

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Happy 14 years to this account, created specifically so I could follow Corey Taylor.

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HE’S DONE!!! MY OTHER PLUSHIE FOR OGRE IS DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@ScruffySinner Heyyy!!! Happy birthday! Mine was Saturday, 33 as well.

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BEHOLD!!! My newest creation: Dallas Whitlock. Coffee slinger, Skinny Puppy fan, smoocher of FBI agents. (Please excuse the pose this is for my ref sheet)

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I knew the Ghovie would get me back into Ghost but not like this XD

It's summer 22 all over again and I am living for it.

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Last night, in some sort of fugue state, I wrote 2k words in one sitting. Did not move from my chair. Did not look away from my document. I re-read it this morning and wow it is absolute unusable garbage. Like what was I even thinking this is so bad.

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It me

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I picked the name of a band member I liked (Gordon) as a joke and then it just kind of....stuck.

Also worth noting that middle names are totally unnecessary and you don't have to have one, so if you can't come up with something that's fine too.

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There isn't a third fucking road. The third road leads to your death. Your imprisonment. Your very existence becoming illegal. You're all insane and we're all fucked.

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@xGoreWhore1 oh god, are the puriteens at it again?

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There is such a simple joy in sitting in lighting some incense, cracking a window, and eating a snack in silence next to my altar.

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I always try to think about seeing this in its original context, in the 80's. What would that be like? How absolutely insane must that have been?????

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So I'm watching Deep Space Nine....

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Lizard Larry I love you I wanna take you to a Joanne Fabrics and tell you to get whatever you want.

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Y'all ever like a show so much so quickly that you consider getting a related vanity plate only a couple days after you start watching it?

No? Just me?

....that's fine.

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they should invent an anything that is easy and a life that is bearable and a world that hasn't descended into chaos.

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So this happened

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I HAVE NEVER MET A DRUNKER MAN IN ALL MY LIFE.
It was great though. He was very sweet and very chatty and he gave me a big hug. We talked about our matching gloves.