Symone

y’all better have a good day. this is a threat

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

Went to Sephora instead of getting my brakes fixed so when I fly off the road and die in a fiery car accident just make sure the mortician uses one of my new eyeshadow palettes

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

@Andy I’ve been watching Bravo since I was 13 and the RHORI reunion pt. 1 was the best one I’ve ever seen. Cinema

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

@MisplacedMeta4 Yassss! That’s why you’re my absolute favorite!!

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

@MisplacedMeta4

[Tom Santos @tommysantos14]

If you think the fucking badass Secret Service of the United States, after keeping the first black president safe for 8 years in office without major incident, has now screwed up royally FOUR TIMES securing Trump?

You’re not real bright.

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

@MisplacedMeta4 Mental health is always the priority! Do not apologize for doing what is best for yourself. Fingers crossed that you’ll post the completed work one day after you’ve found your love for writing again! It is such an incredible story 🤍

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

@AliPBaby420 @MisplacedMeta4 This just cured my psychosis because I can’t keep going through this

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

Just finished “The Song of Achilles”…. Madeline Miller walk faster when you see me.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

‘FRANKENSTEIN’ wins Best Costume Design at the #Oscars

[mellie @uhbucky]

ao3 being down feels like the grown version of this

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

Haven’t tweeted in almost two years and I’m coming back to say that snl is deeply unfunny and is 100% like jury duty for celebrities.

[swiss bae 🇨🇩 @thekonyjen]

so the US only has Israel as an ally? 😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😂😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😭😭 just two dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyyy”

[Symone @ThrowwsomeMoe]

@Snapchat what is the longest snap streak in existence? I bet I beat it js

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

The fact that Netflix could afford to buy Warner Bros. means they could’ve afforded another season of Mindhunter.

[Carly Incontro @carlyincontro]

politics down so bad im excited about a mayoral election 2,000 miles away

[Secular Talk ([email protected]) @KyleKulinski]

Wearing a shirt about Jesus while dancing with joy that 40 million Americans are going hungry (including 18 million kids)