Me and my homegirl went out for some drinks after work. When I was walking her to her apartment she tells me “I need some dick before you go daddy”
“Ain’t your nigga home?”
“Yeah but he sleeping rn & his dick not big like yours”
That’s all I needed to hear 😈
Lately there’s been a lot of back talk in the house. It was my fault for thinking these weren’t major problems. Now I gotta do some serious behavioral correction therapy