Makes no sense that I still have a double chin and not a highly defined jaw line given that I wake up with my teeth clenched tight as hell every morning
#meme
Just a reminder that the right man for you won’t be too concerned about your past relationships.
He’ll be far too busy trying to impress you now, rather than compete with your past.
#meme
A lot of women began hitting on me, assuming I was le$bean after I cut my hair short. As a single straight woman at a time when more women choose to date women after ending their marriages to men, I’m scared for the future 🥴😩🥴
#meme#relationshipmemes
Lmfao at the men who mess up really badly with you and try to come back with flowers as an apology. Nah, imma need a new house or a new car at this point my boi 😂
#meme#memes#memesdaily
When you release people from your life who don’t match your energy it’s not a loss! You released dead weight and didn’t even have to go to the gym. Congrats, that’s a victory!
#meme#memes
Them: I bet you got a lot of dudes hitting you up asking you out
Me: *feels insulted at them thinking I give just about anyone the time of day.* 😒
#meme
My ex from 10 yrs ago just told me he never said how much he loved me or told me how beautiful I was because he was afraid if he did, I’d realize I could do better than him and leave.
Not realizing if he treated me better we’d probably still be together.
#meme#memes
Guy I started talking to: Why do so many women today complain about men? There’s good guys left. 😤Women need to choose better.
Me: So what are you looking for in a woman?
Him: A lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets 😏
#meme#relationshipgoals
The next time some random misogynistic dude @‘s me in a rude comment I’m just going to reply:
“Yassss Hunty go AWF queen 👑”
#meme#funnymemes#Memes#MetroidDread
Have you ever considered deleting all social media, changing ur phone number, email address, moving to a new state, changing ur name, starting over and living happily ever after without leaving a trace? …Also do you have any tips? 👀 …Asking for a friend
How does one delete all social media, change their phone number, email address, move to a new state, change their name, cut off communication with everyone, start over and live happily ever after without leaving a trace? …Asking for a friend 👀