🚨 For Cristiano Ronaldo to equal Lionel Messi's achievements, He needs:
• 1 World Cup
• 3 Ballon D'or Award
• 2 French League titles and
• 1 Human Hormone.
🚨 But For Lionel Messi to equal Cristiano Ronaldo's achievements, He needs:
• 3 Premier League titles
• 2 Champions League titles
• 1 Puskas Award
• 2 FA Cup
• 2 English Super Cup
• 2 Italian League titles
• 2 Italian Cup
• 1 Club World Cup
• 6 Globe Soccer Award
• 1 UCL All Time scorer Award
• 1 Diamond YouTube play button
• 1 Saudi Pro League Cup.
Any disrespect to Cristiano Ronaldo from all Messi fans will not be tolerated anymore... 🤔
So much pathetically gleeful ‘He’s finished!’ hate and mockery for @cristiano after one mediocre Portugal performance (by the whole team)… all of which he will use as fuel in Portugal’s second game tomorrow night. He’s the 🐐 for a reason, as he will show everyone.
🚨 BREAKING: A 36-year-old white Scottish man is being investigated by Counter Terrorism Police after five people were stabbed in Edinburgh
He said after his arrest: "I'm protecting the country from these fucking Muslim bastards raping our young daughters"
It started with a phone call.
It ended with eternal adoration.
🇧🇷 'Farewell Casemiro', a tribute film devoted to our outgoing Brazil midfielder: coming soon...
❤️ @Casemiro
Work is under way at Old Trafford for 2026/27! 👀�Work is under way at Old Trafford for 2026/27! 👀�Work is under way at Old Trafford for 2026/27! 👀�Work is under way at Old Trafford for 2026/27! 👀🌱
Canadian police have arrested ‘Geoffrey Wall’, a retired Air Canada pilot, and charged him after flying more than 900 flights with forged credentials and without a valid license
The accused joined Air Canada in 1998, became captain in 2009, and retired in 2025
Quick question: why is it mostly only Manchester United legends that still move like brothers even after retirement?
You rarely see that bond at other clubs. Even Bastian Schweinsteiger, a Bayern Munich legend, doesn’t vibe with ex-teammates the way he does with United legends.
*Russia banned from football for attacking Ukraine*
*USA, host of the World Cup, bombs Iran for over a month, kills its Supreme Leader and refuses to let the Iranian team stay even one night in the country*
FIFA President:
India's fertility rate has fallen to 1.9, the first time in modern history its gone below replacement rate.
If this trend continues, India's population will gradually decline.
Guys, I was being a gentleman... but some Arsenal fans are getting too comfortable
You finally won the war after 22 years of banter 😂🏆
Now let's start another 50 years of banter about the Big Ears Cup
#ilovethisgame#arsenal#banter