Turtles, all the way down!

A man of few amibitions, but many dreams.

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My morning self-affirmation for the New Year:
Today's not gonna eff itself up. It needs my help!

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The math involved in reading any good self-improvement book:
As you read the first 1/6th of the book, it's knowing that you want it; the next 2/3rd is believing that others need it more than you; and by the last 1/6th, it's understanding exactly why you needed it most.

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While watching a TV show, we note a lack of range in the person playing lead detective.

In a scene where she says, "Get the canines!"

Me: I hope they're not cadaver dogs because they're gonna get sidetracked looking for where her "Aspirations to be a Better Actor" are buried!

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I'm not saying that Lauryn Hill has a reputation, but I went to play one of her videos...and three hours later it started.

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When my dentist started giving me the price for a crown, I asked, "How much for a tiara instead?" I figure, it's smaller so it's gotta cost less, right?

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Did you know that if you mix Red States with Blue States, you get a Purple country. That's the color of a serious bruise.

Hope we heal soon!

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Overheard a woman at work referring to a photo of a brutha as a "tall glass of chocolate milk". I looked at myself and noticed that I'm shaped more like a sippy cup of chocolate milk.

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If LinkedIn really wants to impress me when asking to Connect w/ cow-orkers, it should have four options:
"Don't know that person";
"Know that person, but don't care";
"Know that person, but wish I didn't"; and
"Yeah, ok, whatever"

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At work, "A rising tide lifts all boats" sounds great until you get cow-orkers to understand that they make up the crew of the Titanic so more water is really not gonna help them much.

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So I'm watching "Tournament of Champions IV". Never have I heard the expression "O.G." uttered by so many white folk. I abhor phrases such as "cultural appropriation", it's a non-starter. But I will acknowledge that if "O.G." wasn't done, it's dead now!

Good cooking comp though.

[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

When I was a kid, we didn't wear helmets. We'd just lie there unconscious until someone came to get us for dinner.

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Ha

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Eagerly awaiting @GoGo_Penguin next release on 4/14. Wife & I are discussing flying to BOS to see them perform on 5/12.

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Imagine my surprise when I found out that Horology was not the study of prostitution. Had to call a time-out on myself!

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Watching "The Recruit" series. Enjoying it!

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The Leftorium

[thicc n tired @britttlifts]

Age yourself with a store. I’ll go first: LIMITED TOO

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Before moving to Georgia, I leaned more toward apolitical/anarchy. But, this place teaches me more every day that Freedom is more than a vague concept.