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Norwegian Forrest Cat, age 5 - getting all the bitches since 2011

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I’ve had a wonderful year. Want to know my secret? I don’t read the news.

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Jolie may not have been my favorite, but that bitch ran a tight ship, even on her last day #respect #RIPjolie & #fucktrump #forgoodmeasure

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When I say make me a fort, that shit gets done.

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Me & the kitten will do your taxes. We will deduct anything, even if it doesn't exist. I can't guarantee you won't go to prison though.

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I'm a freaking model y'all

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Humans suck

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That's what I'm talking about

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Human is smooching me. I'm allowing it for now. Beware bitch.

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Don't hate me because I'm beautiful

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@LeslieT_W you make me sound like a creep. I'm always amazed you are missing your fur coat 🙀

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Human didn't want these other suckers getting my special food. So I got to eat like a real live person. Minus the cutlery...

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Just going to plant my ass here on this clean laundry.

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That's some good shit.

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She worships me ❤

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I feel so much better today. Drugs are good m'kay 👌🏼

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Human took me to the vet. So many thanks to her for caring so much. ❤

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She tastes a little like chicken 🐣

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Apparently I missed the news that some Cheeto dust covered motherfucker won the election over the most qualified candidate ever. WTF people?

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Evolution bitches 👍🏼👍🏼