𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫, 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

T H U N D E R

https://t.co/3CZB44SadF

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

The rules of Highlander state there can only be one, brother. So don’t be a creepy beta cuck soy boy pedo dork in the dms and eat your protein like Thunder, brother.

The only Thunder, brother.

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

@MoonJulesCarter Ten times more than your ex husband ever dreamed of, brother

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

No. 1 gram of protein per Thunders body weight and leg day make Thunder horny, brother.

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Brother does this look it’s fucking Disney. Thunder said man mountain brother, not magic mountain. Does Thunder look like a bucktooth dog to ya, bitch? Ain’t nothing goofy about 6 feet and three inches of a thick slabbed man that the gods of @PARAMOUNTWRES call Thunder, brother

[Bryan Williams @LiveFromTheMoon]

It’s funny because I used to go by that goofy ass name before.

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Brother, Thunder got veins thicker than your bitch wrists. What makes you chuckle before the man mountain, brother?

@PARAMOUNTWRES is Thunders Olympia and there ain’t nothing scary about ya

[Bryan Williams @LiveFromTheMoon]

Heh.

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Turns out Thunder is the toxic masculine mountain that couldn’t be climbed brother

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

You hear that?

Light up the sky because Thunder rolls, brother.

[PARAMOUNT @PARAMOUNTWRES]

PARAMOUNT II: "Pretend We're Dead"

NIGHT ONE RESULTS
https://t.co/6F8EbPBd92

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Thunder fears no man, no beast, or evil brother. Thunder is the evil manbeast, brother. Thunder will pick ya up to drop ya brother but you won’t get any free rides on Thunders back to relevancy.

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Thunder isn’t interested in letting a slob like you try to climb this mountain, brother

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Thunder ain’t noise, brother. Thunder brings the noise to the bitches and the soys.

[Patience Winters @ColdHeartPaish]

Your name is the most appropriate thing about you, Thunder. You're just noise.

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Thunder don’t have any patience brother, and after our match neither will @PARAMOUNTWRES

[Patience Winters @ColdHeartPaish]

Going to bless the Pacific Northwest with my debut here. All they need is just a little Patience.

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

All Thunder sees is a bunch of Pencilnecked pussies brother. Not to mention a washed up chicken mask dork that Thunders gunna deep fry

[PARAMOUNT @PARAMOUNTWRES]

ANNOUNCEMENT TIME:

A few signings going into "Pretend We're Dead".

Your uncle's favorite wrestler, @SydneyStabs!

@ColdHeartPaish!

The Monster from Mt. Olympus, @ThunderBrotherr!

The Warchief, @HOLLAND_ER1K!

And possibly our biggest signing yet...

@LiveFromTheMoon!

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

I’ve told you brothers from the beginning, brother. Thunder ain’t here for a good time, brother. Thunder don’t get paid by the hour, brother. Thunders here to win the straps off you lames with the biggest traps in the game brother

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Thunder is Coming
https://t.co/1i6pBfL4HC

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

Let’s cut the fat off this truth steak, brother. The man meat muscle mammoth is the only dude with the attitude to win this ‘over crowded gym after new years’ cluster fuck match.

Thunder will be your #1 Contender, Christ brothers

[۟ @WrestleChrist]

CCW returns with a two week event, 𝐖𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓: 𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 live on @SquaredCircleCo!

In our main event, @plzDoDrugs looks to dethrone the CCW Champion, @ZackFantana, and much more!

https://t.co/H1OdjvcYlE

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

I am the only Man meat muscle mammoth. That’s 4 M’s because Thunder makes em go “Mmmm” when he steps out to wrestle, brother

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

On October 26 the Christ wrestling brothers finally let you watch your man meat muscle mammoth Thunder brother win on August 31st. But today is the third of November.

Thunder brothers just click play and let your woman be entertained by the Thunder, brother

[۟ @WrestleChrist]

LOST EPISODE!

The final Genesis before the eventual merger with Maimstream Wrestling had been thought to be gone! But we found it! Airing now!

https://t.co/Neiolm0cxk

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

You want Tips and tricks to look like Thunder, brother?

Don’t bother you can’t.

Stay tuned for more tips and tricks, brother

[Rainey Caamano @RaineyVisuals]

Wow he’s huge

[𝐓 𝐇 𝐔 𝐍 𝐃 𝐄 𝐑 @ThunderBrotherr]

No man named Thunder should ever be covered in blubber, brother.