Carl Belken

I am an older disabled man who uses twitter to send severe weather reports to the NWS. I love to follow STORM CHASERS because I am one at heart!

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@lallen9796101 @paintbybatman That is " Thing" from the Addams Family.

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@Arkypatriot Is there a Tyson chicken processing plant in that county?

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@2BOutonalimb @TheMuppetPastor Or a woman who's never seen pecker in her life.

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@Joemama22604351 @mammothheadwear Way overpriced. I can occasionally find caps that fit my big head at Menards for less than $5.

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@QahnaarinDovah @pnwguerrilla Chew a couple of antacid tabs, put water in your mouth, and be drooling like a rabid dog as you run up to them.

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@Axxyworks This video is about as real as this pic.

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@KeruboSk My grandma. Born not long after the Civil War, died the same month Pres. Kennedy was killed.

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@Geniustechw Only if I had my health back.

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@DaveExplains1 @AlixG_2 And we drank water from a garden hose.

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@RealLAnative @AntiLeftMemes

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@LilJonAdams @HarrisonKrank 4 is generous.

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@CDavEvans @grok @REXTokyo2 @elonmusk @Inevitablewest If there were people already here, they'd have conquered and enslaved them.

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@Goldena68398324 @FightWithMemes They are still PO'd that you took it bavk.

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I live off the floodplain of the Missouri River. There were some folks who got into it with the family who owned the local tugboat.
The river flooded our town. One of the sons of the boat owner got drunk and was going to run his dad's boat down river street and knock down the offending family's home.

They said the father had a hard time stopping him from doing it.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

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@smokyjinx777 @elonmusk Snow isn't mentioned in the Koran so Mandami does not know what to do with it.

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@Milajoy Jane Fonda. I hear she's doing a remake of 9 to 5.

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@lippyent Wimbledon white and candyapple red 1979 F150 Ranger.

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@LHFP_01 @AmericaPapaBear You beat me to it! LOL

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@Alb3rtTimm @MichelleMaxwell @elonmusk They were emptying them out long before Reagan.