SwartzKing

Licensed Sandwich Judger, Father Figure, a real stand up guy

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The programming pipeline of “I am the smartest person in the world” to “I am a rock” is truly staggering

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@Alpharad I hope the Jungle Cruise gorillas tear your car apart for this hearsay.

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Ending of Spider Man still got me right in the feels even on the third playthrough @insomniacgames how DO you do it?

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@Alpharad Aggron. Nuff said.

[Panda @PandaGlobal]

Love, and a Nintendo Switch, are in the air!

For February, we're giving away a Nintendo Switch OLED Edition to one lucky winner.

To enter, simply:
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(This giveaway is cont. U.S. only!)

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@PandaGlobal @SpookMachoTako As long as you lend me yours

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@TomSweeneyINC I actually just learned this in my Game Production class! Concept art is for pitches, not for the actual design, so you make it super cool and flashy to convince people to give you money

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can we please normalize showing superheroes working out, or at least point me towards the secret formula so I can stop doing this

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bruh the parents in the polar express have no faces wtf didn’t know it was a horror movie no wonder he ran away to the north pole

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plants are fun, so go to @ucf arboretum spooky plant sale on Oct 19th!

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Zuko’s character arc in ATLA is one of the most well written and executed in all of modern fiction and it should genuinely be studied in an academic setting in creative writing and filmmaking

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@TomSweeneyINC Play Strive, play a real fighting game coward 😤

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Sorry, but Visions blows The Bad Batch out of the water tbh

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@TomSweeneyINC Songs from this album on my playlist are classified in the “NEVER SKIP THESE” category

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People ask “What one law would you make if you were president for the day?”

I’d mandate that every man woman and child has to listen to the Curious George soundtrack once every day. Boom, society fixed.

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@ChrisRGun My glasses prescription is so strong that my eye doctor said they couldn’t make thin contacts for me, they would have to be hard plastic ones. I said absolutely not, I’d rather wear glasses for the rest of my life.

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Everyone, stop what you are doing at once.

Go watch Shang Chi. You’re welcome.

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@WaDiRob RIP Wadi Wii Fit :(

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@NickBrawlGame @SpongeBob Wtf is this hit box I didn’t know spongebob squarepants was a sword character

[Gibralthimir Edwards @gibralthimir]

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