Jaden

God First. Lawyer, and Car enthusiast

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

When Ngong Road was built, plans included a footbridge near Talanta. The footbridge pillars were built, and then the site was abandoned. Now, the footbridge will be tendered again in time for AFCON. The money that was already paid for it will disappear like that. Fuata nyayo

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

By the time I learned Mudavadi and Weta were less inspiring than a boiled egg and a packet of Mala I had not even met Raila. For them to claim it is Baba who has taught us to disrespect them is utter rubbish. Respect is earned. They haven't earned mine.

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Scandal pekee wanasema ako nayo ni ati he likes women and takes alcohol.

Shida ni pia sisi kama his voters hizo ndio vitu tunapenda

[art ¹ @ditt421]

kim kardashian vs isack hadjar when lewis hamilton retires

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

The biggest mistake Ruto ever did was to chase Burundians na walikuwa wameshikilia economy ya kahawa. Nakunywa kahawa ya Kang'ethe hapa. Imepikiwa Nairobi lakini sukari imerushwa kutoka Mount Kenya. Mandazi ni size ya Samosa na ndani ni Akili ya Duale. Ruto must go Akii.

[acce @accekid]

"Are you able to work under pressure"

Me who used to write the homework while the teacher is collecting it:

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

In Uasin Gishu county, the governor couldn't account for 424M shillings when he appeared before the senate. 424 Million Kenyatta shillings bruv. We're very unserious in this country.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s road construction fell 62% under the current administration, with 2,584 km built between FY2022/23 and FY2025/26.

This compares with 6,813 km built in the previous four years.

[miya @miyarah_]

cuando abro el examen y es exactamente lo que estudié la noche anterior

[tj @crazytoqether]

why the hell are netflix originals leaving netflix

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Sakaja anadhani hii ni Ai.

[MUSYOKI @KE_musyoki]

Uhuru froze logging in 2018 after cedar and the water towers were being stripped. Cover rose. Ruto lifted the freeze in 2023, promised 15 billion trees, then watched government-forest timber sales quadruple in a year. Seedlings for the camera. Logs for the mill. That is not a climate plan. That is a contradiction.

^MP 🎗️ 🇰🇪

[miya @miyarah_]

“pues esto lo estudiaré mañana en el bus de camino a clase”

yo en el bus:

[Juliu§eizeLikeMe @_juk_a]

First national holiday after 132 days and it decides to fall on a Saturday NKT!

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya is unlikely to get a new IMF deal before the August 2027 elections.

The IMF is concerned that a new government could change the policies agreed under the deal.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Today, Kenyans on TikTok were standing against bullies while Kenyans on Twitter were bullying South Africa. You can't make this stuff up !

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

The former British home secretary and buddhist daughter of a Kenyan descendant of Goan Catholics, and a Mauritian Hindu descendent of Tamil, born in Harrow, studied in New York, married to a Jewish South African who lived In Israel says multiculturalism has failed.

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Nikita Outering 😭😭😭😭😭.

[Conrad Kulo @ConradKulo]

In 2022, Ruto’s team (led by Murkomen) loudly demanded the SGR contract be made public, promising full transparency on a deal they claimed was corrupt. Fast forward to today, and the same team refuses to publish the Lamu Dangote refinery deal.
​The duality of man in full display.

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Kibaki must have been a genius, juu every mega project the regimes after him are doing is already in Vision 2030 if you dig into it. He had a future for this country, without Singapore in mind.