The Hall Monitor

This is Water. I hate NJ Transit

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Walking through Central Park for lunch and there are multiple softball leagues out here

Must be so nice to be unemployed

[shadcn @shadcn]

No model survives the "are you sure?" They all fold instantly.

[gabe @allgarbled]

Every pro athlete talking about money is like, “the thing you don’t get, is that $35 million is really not a lot of money once you’ve spent it all”

[m 🧚🏻‍♀️ @spelunky_]

i fucking hate the heat. i hate sweating. summer lovers are freaks. don’t ask me to do anything outside if its over 80 degrees unless it’s after 6pm & i am so serious. this is the worst

[aves @WNBAPILLED]

the best part of sports is millions of people around the world believing that their superstition is the deciding factor in their teams success

[Murray Hill Guy @MurrayHillGuy1]

I shouldn’t have to say this but after seeing multiple videos…

“Knicks fans” in NYC (these are fake fans)…. Wtf is wrong with you beating the shit out of helpless strangers just because they are wearing a spurs jersey?

It got so violent out there last night for no reason. We need to class up.

You are ruining what has been a beautiful week for the city.

These people should be ashamed of themselves and locked up!

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

Taking a timeout to avoid a five yard delay of game penalty

[S ⚾️ @yankee_babee]

If we win the championship I’m naming my future son Knickolas

[Nate Tice @Nate_Tice]

GeoSports better than 82-0/17-0

[febreeze @febreezler]

@Bl0cknesMonster if chick fil a just included the chicken mini bread with its chicken (like how canes and zaxbys has toast, popeyes and kfc have biscuits, etc) it would be peak

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

Someone just asked me what my Knicks tickets would cost him for the NBA Finals.

I told him 5K.

He asked what the new price would be if he gave me a a few games of his Mets tickets as part of the deal.

I told him 8K.

[Championship NY Guy 🧡💙 🏳️‍🌈 @SadNYGuy]

The thing about NYC is that all our sports fanbases are divided about 50-50

Baseball: Yankees - Mets
Football: Giants - Jets
Hockey: Rangers - Isles (Devils in there too ig)

With respect to Nets fans, Knicks got a 95-5 Split on Basketball and that's why a Knicks run is so unifying
I don't think any other team can replicate this

[Nick Wojcicki @nickwoj98]

‼️ AIRLINE EXECUTIVES ‼️

If you ever decide to be the first airline to lower the temperature on all of your airplanes by 5 degrees, I, along with millions of others, will become the most loyal customers of all time. It would be the greatest business decision of your CAREER.

[🌅 100 Frœgs of Summer 🏝 @FroegVol4]

You're supposed to let it grow until it looks like shit and then cut it a bit shorter than you want to maximize the time until you need to cut it again

[The Hall Monitor @ThurmanHall]

@NJTRANSIT Why don’t you reference the form you tell people to fill out? I spent time following your process. Can you spend time completing your process?

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

during my internship summer i survived off of little italy’s two slices and a fountain soda for $4.99 deal, same spot is $8.99 now 😭😭😭

[The Hall Monitor @ThurmanHall]

@NJTRANSIT @radmakr @GovSherrillNJ I filled out this form last month and got ignored

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

Me hope you have cookies with extra chocolate chippies today! #NationalChocolateChipDay 🍪

[Cookie Monster @MeCookieMonster]

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