Thurston Bridger

Father. American Ninja Worrier. He/Him

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@JaredEMoskowitz @hasanthehun One of the worst cases of Hasan Derangement Syndrome I’ve seen. Seek help.

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@JaredEMoskowitz @hasanthehun BEFORE thanking your constituents?? Really? Not just a Zionist POS, but a petty ingrate AND a Zionist POS.

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@HasanabiProd Omg can’t wait!

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

roads are unpaved, schools underfunded, utility bills are costly. half your paycheck subsidizes your landlords lifestyle. you have no real job prospects, your health insurance premiums are insanely high.

immigrants are not the reason for this. trump & his rich buddies are.

[Colin Stevens @ColinDStevens]

I’m so gay that news of Toby Keith’s death didn’t even appear on my timeline.

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

I’d like a political party whose platform is “Make America South Canada”.

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@SarahKSilverman So sad to see you defending Joe Rogen and ivermectin use for not intended purposes. Gross

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

https://t.co/07aHG8YIq9

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

Retweet if you will never vote for another republican ever again

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@MSHPAlerts Where tho?

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Judging from this #RNCConvention2020, America right now is really terrible and screwed. I wonder who's been President for 4 years?

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@realDonaldTrump Had to wait over an hour to leave work today because Trump’s Motorcade was late back to the airport and my exit was Blocked by his Thugs! My Basic Civil Liberties have been Infringed! I didn’t even make it home for dinner! SAD!! #WitchHunt #HeMadeMeLateForFajitas

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

On the second viewing of Orange is the New Black, Season Three, I am a devoted convert of Norma-ism. #PraiseNorma #OrangeIsTheNewBlack

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@maddow The Speaker of the House is "second-in-line" to the presidency, not "third-in-line". Not a huge mistake. Still love you. ;-)

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

Just realized that the Beatles would all be in different Hogwarts houses. John=Slytherin Paul=Gryffindor George=Ravenclaw Ringo=Hufflepuff

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@minerjp alright, but "people with half a wit"? That's only about 10% of the electorate, by my estimations. ;-)

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@morning_joe Report: Majority of voters don't understand the "CLINTON EMAIL SCANDAL!!!!", let alone give a shit.

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

I'm gonna get my own cable news show, and I'm gonna call it "Calm The Fuck Down...with Thurston Bridger". #overit

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

@Morning_Joe, please stop acting like Hillary is the only Democratic candidate. Sanders is leading the NH polls, in case you hadn't noticed.

[Thurston Bridger @ThurstonB]

LIVE on #Periscope: Playing fetch https://t.co/0Ba3Xbtjgc