So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest 😭
Nelly: I’m goin down, down, baby, your street in a Range Rover, street sweeper baby, cocked,ready to let it go
6 year old me, not knowing that this was about a drive-by: