M.

Hardcore realist using silliness to get through life

[M. @ThvnderCat]

@_Ortodox You actually need to be sequestered from society.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

@joshnekoff Hiya, I dey oh. I dey inside trouser.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

You can’t be a woman and have Chris Brown as your favourite artist and think I’ll take you seriously.
Respect yourself more.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

@Ruona_P @Kumms_ Send my own oh

[M. @ThvnderCat]

Must cook efo reerow this weekend.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

No 0.7 pen can ever be The Best. When 0.4 exists??

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

Being autistic I'm unable to purchase anything without up to hundreds of hours of extensive research but if possible I will buy and compare products until I find The Best Product such as the lifelong goal in finding The Best Pen

[M. @ThvnderCat]

@timi_RM they’re trying to keep YouTube kids open. Like what in the patronising???? 😂

[M. @ThvnderCat]

I’ve largely the same view but I think YouTube needs to remain accessible, and the law could probably work better if it was for under-15s as opposed to 16s.
YouTube is hugely, hugely beneficial.

[Jola @Jollz]

A HUGE fan of the push to keep under-16s off social media. I think it's an excellent idea, and NONE of the alleged positives, combined, amount to even a fraction of the immense, often irreversible negatives. I hope governments and society implement as quickly as possible

[M. @ThvnderCat]

Bc people stay paying. And they’ll soon be $100 because capitalism doesn’t care about you.

[6len ʚїɞ @6len0022]

why would a lip liner be 47 dollars

[M. @ThvnderCat]

There’s a specific way of typing/texting used by Nigerians who are active on twitter that is super recognisable to another +234 twitter person.
It’s how we find our people. I sometimes find myself “code-switching” when texting non-twitter-users. I’ll be using words like “dear”.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

Does anyone else’s brain spend at least an hour just randomly moving between all kinds of different, unrelated thoughts right before they fall asleep?
I don’t understand how my husband drops his phone and is asleep in 5 minutes and my own brain stays active for 1 good hour.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

Coffee. A concept.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

@timi_RM This one na my office enable am, so it’s not going anywhere

[M. @ThvnderCat]

Microsoft Copilot is so bad it’s comical.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

@Kumms_ Sameee

[M. @ThvnderCat]

God bless this man for always making me laugh

[M. @ThvnderCat]

One thing I’ve never tried but I really really want to is a tamale.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

Something my SSRI has been doing is dredging up long-forgotten mundane childhood memories from somewhere within my subconscious; every night before I fall asleep. Things I haven’t thought about in eons. Familiar yet fascinating.

[tobi @oluwatobiexe]

the person that’s not showing you grace might also be neurodivergent like you.

[M. @ThvnderCat]

We are the universe experiencing itself.