thwip

i watch inane amounts of tv

[thwip @Thwippa]

Prolific

[ArcticMC @ArcticUHC]

Congrats to ThwipThwip on winning this UHC with 1 kill!

[thwip @Thwippa]

Damn this kinda fucks tho

[J 🐳 @216chels]

Russell Westbrook drip 💧💧

[thwip @Thwippa]

@kawaiiDida sexist and the laziest writing of all time as well. not to mention treating its viewers like we’re stupid and can’t see characters changing in front of our faces

[thwip @Thwippa]

@friihiid me feeling young and spry on a Thursday morning, no limits to what today can bring, and then i see this tweet. i dont even have a roth ira yet

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

Devin Booker upset that the Raptors mascot, the only fan in the building, is behind the hoop distracting him with the game on the line. Refs send him to timeout in the corner.

[thwip @Thwippa]

Yea thats right delta. Im putting my snot napkin in your comfort pouch

[thwip @Thwippa]

Yeah, i’m sure we’ll be full strength. Like we were this week with a dozen players out. Fucking crybaby

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

So when the game is rescheduled(which will probably take a day away from our “break”), we wil play them at full strength… But they got to sneak a win when we weren’t at full strength, only two days ago??? Let’s make it make some sense here.

[thwip @Thwippa]

@scotteh26 @UPS I worked college move-in for them, they store shit over the summer, and they lose track of your shit and don’t care if you never get it back. They will say they’re working hard to find it and they will literally not look for it. FedEx is miles better

[thwip @Thwippa]

@scotteh26 @UPS As a former ups employee i can say they are cunty and literally exist to fuck you over and extort your money. They know they have control over the market and that they can just take 0 responsibility for shit like this bc people dont want to go to civil court

[thwip @Thwippa]

@Tommyasheck Nico Minoru (Runaways, not the show)
Jake Barnes (The Sun Also Rises)
Nick Andopolis (Freaks & Geeks)
Schmidt (New Girl)
Nolan Ross (Revenge)
Rogue (X-Men)
Lou Bloom (Nightcrawler)
Devi Vishwakumar (Never Have i ever)
Wash (Firefly)
R. Daneel Olivaw (Asimov robot series)

[thwip @Thwippa]

@spyro_j @Tommyasheck this is abhorrent

[thwip @Thwippa]

@joec1nnamon welcome to the south my friend, the silver lining

[thwip @Thwippa]

@itskathryndunn Wanda and Cosmo

[thwip @Thwippa]

@elijah_scheer 👁🍢🍼👁

[thwip @Thwippa]

@BarryArsenal7 @TheAthleticUK @David_Ornstein @markchapman @AdamCrafton_ please god we have suffered enough

[thwip @Thwippa]

not really into torture porn thanks tho

[Derek Frazier BIG D @TheDerekFrazier]

'Big Brother': Watch Derek F. Apologize to Tiffany and Ask Azah for Forgiveness (Exclusive) https://t.co/aDltQaUzTM

[thwip @Thwippa]

@itskathryndunn You told them to stay mad and they did, ez

[thwip @Thwippa]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticUK David wtf stop clickbaiting me and say his fucken name

[Joey @TheSonicJoey2]

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[thwip @Thwippa]

@JPGG__ it did something else entirely…

[thwip @Thwippa]

I just covered my mouth to fart i need help