Mittens Romney

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[Mittens Romney @Thworldisover]

@twiOVERLORDtter I tried so hard to not laugh because she was very serious. Also I think your patient probably thinks youre awesome and is an awkward 19 year old that doesn’t know how to say that

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@twiOVERLORDtter One of my patients told me Dr. Phil likes “Indians” so he pays for everything she orders off QVC. Also, her mother is Pocahontas.

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@joecclaaark I really wish I did. I’m like a baby deer on skis and a snowboard

[Mittens Romney @Thworldisover]

@joecclaaark Tea!

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@ClueHeywood Heard a Peloton commercial sitting in the the dentist waiting room today and bust out laughing. Would love to see you roast more oblivious people.

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Nancy Pelosi sarcastically claps at President Trump after he calls for Americans to “reject the politics of revenge, resistance, and retribution, and embrace the boundless potential of cooperation, compromise, and the common good." #SOTU

[Mittens Romney @Thworldisover]

@twiOVERLORDtter Sounds awesome also very #portlandia

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@joecclaaark MOAR MOATS

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@joecclaaark Late October? That could work

[Morgan Jordal @morganjordal]

YALL as soon as I saw Adam Levine’s shirt I said it looked like some 70s home decor, then facebook backed me up

[Katie Nolan @katienolan]

Super Bowl halftime nipple rules feel inconsistent

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

You're gonna need something to keep your kids occupied tonight while you and your friends get violently intoxicated. Hotel Transylvania should do the trick.

[Mittens Romney @Thworldisover]

@joecclaaark Hahahahahahaha

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@twiOVERLORDtter Sadness

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@joecclaaark @KOBITV What if I just moved to broken top. Lived up there and came down one a week to grocery shop. Could be fun in the summer.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

My husband says it’s a fire hazard to have the Peloton bike blocking the doors from the living room to the veranda. He doesn’t understand that the Peloton bike will be the first thing I save.

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

This is absolutely unacceptable Peloton placement. This appears to be a basement and not a solarium, conservatory, grotto, inglenook, or rumpus room.

[Ilyse Hogue @ilyseh]

.@PeteButtigieg just jumped into 2020 race. He's the first openly gay presidential candidate and has been a real champion for women as mayor of South Bend defending clinic access in the face of some serious bullying. Wonderful guy, wonderful leader. What a field! #2020election

[Mittens Romney @Thworldisover]

TIL a letter written by a politician could make me laugh and say “oh shit.”
#peosi #spillthetea #Queen

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

No SOTU Tuesday, Pelosi says to Trump