Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home

PhD Musicology student studying 19th C program music. Amateur photographer, burner-of-water, and klutzy chronic illness writer (EDS/POTS/MCAS). She/her. 🤹🏻‍♀️

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

I've been here Waaaaay too long.
The dog has the last milkbone. Any second now she's going to start reorganizing my trunk.

Bored service dogs are Trouble with a capital T.

I'm done.

@walmart, you sort of suck, ya know?

#wheelchair #ServiceDog #Walmart #waitingatwalmart

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

@walmarthelp @walmart

Sitting here in a car at Walmart #2250, trying to pick up my online order...

There's no one here. I'm the only car. I double check the location. Yep. Right spot. I slowly start to hum the Twilght Zone theme...

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

FINE.

I downloaded the app, created my account, did the password biz, the "we've sent a code to your phone" and passed the "I'M NOT A BOT" challenge."

Talked to 2 agents.

Still no sign of the order.

#Walmart @walmarthelp

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

That's it. I'm out of fries and down to my last milkbone. Situation is critical...

Just got "we're sorry, your call cannot be completed as dialed" message.

For the store operator.

Again.

#Walmart
#ServiceDog
#waitingatwalmart
@Walmart @walmarthelp

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

Would you delete pictures of your dog to load and setup the app?

Yeah. Neither would I.

#ServiceDog #waitingAtWalmart #anyonethere

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

@Walmart @walmarthelp Obligatory pet tax:
Meet Mischief, Walmart #2250

Or you could if you answered your phones...

#ServiceDog #WaitingAWalmart @walmarthelp

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

@Walmart @walmarthelp I call the main line for the store. And Heya Walmart #2250, you're not picking up?
No one at the online orders line.
No one picking up the operator line, or electronics.

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

@Walmart @walmarthelp Still here guys.

I'm a non ambulatory wheelchair user. It's not easy to just pop into the store and find someone.

I've been here for 30 odd minutes now. Anyone here...?

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

@Walmart @walmarthelp I could download the app, but that'd mean deleting another app or some pics of my service dog, Mischief.

@walmarthelp cmon folks, you have goods to sell, I have mo...mone... k I have a credit card and a lake of regret. You're welcome to both if you hand over the cranberry sauce.

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

Yeah Bob. Sure. You wouldn't be running a "special" on tires this week, would you?

Oh gosh wow, you are? What. A. Coincidence.

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

Last year, I took my car in for an oil change. I was told I'd need new tires very very soon - mine were almost worn out and would be dangerous.

I had just put on new tires. *JUST* They had so much tread, you couldn't even SEE Lincoln's head, lol.

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

Great decisions I've made as an adult:

Buying a sweatshirt the same color as melted chocolate. 😂

#adulting #chocoholic #chocolate #adultdecisions

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

@PowerofAcademe @DrFrankRoberts @KateBermingham4 Was it admin?

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

#teachingnightmares

Me: Do you swear on a stack of blue books that you will READ said syllabus? 😂

[Dr. Frank Leon Roberts @DrFrankRoberts]

“Hey Professor!

Just wondering if you could send me the syllabus for your fall class?”

[Dr. Frank Leon Roberts @DrFrankRoberts]

“Hey Professor!

Just wondering if you could send me the syllabus for your fall class?”

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

Truth: when I first found myself in the Midwest in midsummer, I saw a firefly as I was creeping along an interstate. Of

Of course, I didn't know it was a firefly at first. California me was genuinely concerned for a sec that there REALLY WAS a fire starting.

#Firefly #Summer

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

Yesterday I saw the first firefly. O made it to one more firefly season!!!

#firefly #summer #nature

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

Folks in education, help my family resolve a debate: what's your favorite I'm exhausted go-to dinner?

I say cereal. Sis is championing spaghetti. Bro is a fan of salad.

#mondaydinner #dinner #breakfastfordinner #phdchat

[Titanium-Butterfly-Is-Staying-Home @Ti22Butterflies]

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#mondaydinner #cerealfordinner #cereal #phdlife #adulting