TiLTPH

Unofficial updates on calamitous operations and mostly unhelpful messages to the Taxi and Private Hire trade in London.

[TiLTPH @TiLTPH]

@Fitcabbie52 I passed out in ‘88 into a job for life😂. I saw the writing on the wall and left the trade 5 years ago & the stress went. Joined a G4S type company doing cash collection but was made redundant earlier this year. I’ve found something else rather than come back into the cab trade.

[TiLTPH @TiLTPH]

I notice that @loveabrass has made the Downing Street #DailyBriefing Congratulations #creamalwaysrisestothetop #TfL

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@walkbar The helium is for entertainment only. We love it when Steve and Bob from LTDA do their Haribo sweet adverts #lovethoseguys

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@walkbar LEVC? Ah, you mean our Less Emission Venting Cab charging points. By only having a few we’re sorting out the wheat from the chaff #survivalofthefittest

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@walkbar 1, Grant Chapman from Oxford, 2, Grant Farrow from Chelmsford, 3, Grant Jeffries from West Bromwich. Hope this helps.

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@walkbar @super_taxi 🤔 Too true.

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@neiljohnson1974 We’ve given the ok for that signage as it’s helpful for the public to quickly identify our private hire partners #onetradetogether

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@TheLTDA Following your AGM we’ve received congratulations from Kim Jong Un and Vladimir Putin and we’ve received a request for assistance from Donald Trump on how to silence your critics #jobsfortheboys

[TiLTPH @TiLTPH]

@UberOut Other side of the road? We’ll have to check our records to see if you’re due for an eye test. We’ll check the CCTV for his details because we have strict policy to punish any wrongdoing at any level in our organisation #levelplayingfield #NeedABigMac

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@UberOut Did you make a note of our C.O.’s number as a reprimand is in order. For their own safety they have been told not to venture outside of a McDonalds for the entirety of their shift. #staysafe #eternallyvigilant

[TiLTPH @TiLTPH]

Can the taxis on the Bekley Street rank move up please as some of our Uber partners are stugggling to get on the end of the rank #alltaxistogether #onetrade

[TiLTPH @TiLTPH]

@walkbar Of course. Though tests show that the battery runs out by Ramillies Street so we’ve arranged for an AA relay truck to ferry them back to their dedicated Selfridges charging point. #YourTaxesInAction

[TiLTPH @TiLTPH]

Our leading rickshaw partner is to begin trialling their latest tourist transportation on Oxford Street. They will be based on the Selfridges rank. The cab rank will be moved to Balderton Street for a trial period. #Itswhatthepublicwants

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Like we don’t already know. https://t.co/0T4kKN4kVy

[TiLTPH @TiLTPH]

We work closely with @MPSRTPC and @CityPolice to ignore illegal taxi and private hire drivers using intelligence reported by you. #BetterThingsToDoAtTheWeekend

[🔴⚪️Gooner Kev⚪️🔴 @kevdavis736]

RT if you hate Stan Kroenke
#KroenkeOut #WeWantOurArsenalBack

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@cliffafc @thebarkingtweet @TfLTPH Our Uber partners have to earn a living somehow #everylittlehelps

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@thebarkingtweet @TfLTPH We recently announced a new initiative for lost property in Uber cars which you can find in the latest edition of "OnRoute" #finderskeepers

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@walkbar @Rich_buzz_bee @drinkwater_paul @TfLTPH I'll put the kettle on #dontmakethemliketheyusedto