Just to let you know, if one day someone comes up to you and try to sprinkle ashes down your cleavage, it means I died and my next of kin chose to honor my final wish
There on Citizen TV, Joakim Simiyu has just said Kipchumba Murkomen should have been the Cabinet Secretary for Interior Design, not Internal Security.
Simiyu says Murkomen could have used his skills to advise cabinet secretaries on the latest clothing designs if he had taken that position.
Buana, the Safina Party member, has gone ahead to say Murkomen speaks like a buffoon, thereby making people appreciate silence when he speaks.
Here in the village, we are trying to explain to mama mbogas what "buffoon" means.