Tia(doesn't)Streams

hi im tia i stream like once

[Tia(doesn't)Streams @TiaStreams]

Currently writing a screenplay about a dude who only uses Twitter when he's on the toilet so everyone thinks he has a poop fetish, when in reality it couldn't be further from the truth

[Zachree @ZoZoZoZiZiZi]

sleep-o

[the man formerly known as indeed @punishedindeed]

the first time i ever bought weed the plug rolled into the McDonald’s parking lot playing this at full volume

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

OceanGate provided us with possibly THE funniest Todd and Aaron joke

[Demon_Fae_Shae 🏳️‍⚧️ 🔆 @SimplyShae13]

Yellow paint bs in videogames exists solely because gamers are fucking stupid. Like uniquely stupid. Tested again and again and found to be crushingly stupid. As if they were built in a lab to be so stupid

If you don't want to see it anymore then stop being so fucking stupid

[Science Cowboy 🦉 @aadityad9]

Ornithologist here. Birds only do this when they want 15 beers.

[alasdair @ae_allchin]

friend wrapped up her brothers Pittsburgh penguins hat like this

[❯ wiintah˙˙ @NuCaloric]

Santa Claus trying to leave Israeli airspace:

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Hosting Christmas dinner? Here’s a tip to elevate your meal: warm up all your forks.

[Ninja @Ninja]

Have a great weekend!! Said the troll face

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

Some people accuse me of posting inappropriate content, but the person who posts the most inappropriate content in the world is the President of the United States.

[Saved You A Click Video Games @SYACVG]

Epic Games released a now deleted trailer for Fortnite which contained quotes from several users like "JonesyFrotting". Feel free to look up what frotting means.

[Dean Norris @deanjnorris]

Fuck
#unfuck

[Jabroni Mike @jabroni_mike]

Did you hear that the reason Ronald McDonald removed the McRib was to suck his McPenis

[Comment Etiquette @commentiquette]

It's now legal to hunt Prince Andrew for sport

[Cool 3D World @Cool3DWorld]

🥁☠️

[Ben 🪲🩸🎬 @The_GM_is_God]

At the farmer’s market with my so-called “girlfriend”
She hands me her cellphone, says it’s my dad
Mannnnn this ain’t my dad
This is a cellphone
I threw it on the ground

[Jussi Kemppainen | Drivers of the Apocalypse @JussiKemppainen]

dev day 399: mock-up of the look, feel and motion of the boring-worm-machine. Thanks @CohhCarnage for the inspiration on the design 🙏🏻