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[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

If anyone gets hit by lightning it’s me isn’t it

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

Men’s biggest fear is to be treated like women 💀

[miia @miiagarro]

i hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[nikita @poohthebear0]

not a single nonchalant bone in my body, I see the sky change color and I’m jumping like a fool

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[sierra @sierralayko]

the level of bloatedness i’m experiencing right now can only be compared to the frog balloons from shrek

[❦ @saintdoII]

‘something blue’ zendaya in a schiaparelli couture number as the final dress at the drama premiere

[kaia ★ @hudsrry]

i know i was born in the right generation because i love spider-man and heated rivalry and harry styles and letterboxd

[paige @BonerWizard]

I can easily get my life together I just need to make 40 or 50 lists first

[gaming @_yipgaming]

STOP using chatgpt!!!! i can drink a gallon of water and give you misinformation too AND i'm WAY COOLER!!!!!!!

[g @34rths]

Going on a walk because What can I even do about it

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

went to the grocery store yesterday, going to the grocery store today, probably gonna go to the grocery store tomorrow

[𓂀 @spokemayo]

pingu...

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

no way you're the worst person ever. you're probably not even in the top three billion worst people alive. i'm sorry to say this but you're pretty alright.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

happy birthday gromit 🐾