Blackout Wednesday makes no sense who wants to be hungover at thanksgiving surrounded by family and then too nauseous to even eat the food? Am I still gonna partake? Yes of course but that’s cuz I have no self control and if I was smarter I wouldn’t but I’m not so I am
If you’re single and looking to get married, I’d suggest going on The Bachelor.
You probably won’t find a spouse but you’ll wind up selling stuff on the internet and that’s cool too.
Nothing grinds my gears more than hearing irrelevant people from across the country giving their opinion on the Steven Avery case, while getting all of their “evidence” off a Netflix documentary.
Flu shot season is the worst because all these anti-vaxxer moms come out of the woodworks with their idiotic, grammatically incoherent arguments and all I want to do is beat them with a pillowcase full of butter sticks. Vaccinate your damn kids.
PLEASE. If you’re evacuating from #HurricaneFlorence,
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU
TAKE YOUR FUCKING PETS WITH YOU