Tia Pinizzotto

[Tori Soli @tori_soli]

So it took 4 men to do what Taylor’s doing 💅🏻💁🏻‍♀️

[Emily Faye @mlefaye]

The soda machine at amc was completely out of Diet Coke on Barbie opening night women are so powerful

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Something tells me Jesus would *not* spend millions of dollars on Super Bowl ads to make fascism look benign

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

Strengths: works well under pressure

Weaknesses: doesn’t work otherwise

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[Tia Pinizzotto @Tiapini]

@tswifterastour Two tickets in Philly?

[Niccole Thurman @niccolethurman]

you ever see someone do something you do and then you’re like omg actually I’m annoying

[Laura Lux 🦖🪐 @darthlux]

ben shapiro doing 47 tweets crying about how harry styles wearing a dress in a high fashion editorial shoot is an attack on masculinity lmfao what a fuckin dweeb

[Michael Hattem @MichaelHattem]

The f*****g nerve it takes to not only benefit from an already imbalanced system but to then gut the Voting Rights Act, engage in unprecedented gerrymandering, remove voting machines to cause hours-long lines, pass voter ID laws, cripple the USPS & then claim YOU'VE been cheated.

[salem @vodkaoatmilk]

if you need me I’ll be in the kfc sephora

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well

[Adam Burke @atpburke]

The President is going to show us how easy it is to beat this disease and all you need is a private helicopter, 12 of the best doctors in the world, and every single drug available at a moment's notice.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

Reminder that Trump will receive the best healthcare available anywhere in the world, for a pandemic he caused, while he is trying to strip health insurance away from 20 million Americans, among 211,000 dead and growing.

[Megan Beth Koester @bornferal]

Here we are, collectively celebrating something we desperately desire but can’t trust is true
Tonight we are all 90 Day Fiancés

[Justin “Hoops” McElroy @JustinMcElroy]

I have to imagine not even his most die hard supporters buy him as an expert in forest management

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

RT if you pay more in taxes than President Trump.

[Marion Teniade Johnson @mariontjohnson]

That woman died with so much pressure on her shoulders, and she won’t even be mourned like a human. She’ll be mourned like a defense wall that crumbled.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

why is helping someone hide a body the standard for true friendship? look, if you’re in trouble, i’ll lie to the cops for you. i’ll dispose of evidence. whatever. but please i am begging you do not make me dig a hole. that sounds so hard