Tiarnán Lockhart

writer for @irishsportstv & @lfctransferroom

[Tiarnán Lockhart @TiarnnLockhart4]

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[kian 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @kianlufc]

backed germany to win to nil behave hahahahaha

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

We miss our final penalty.

PSG - ✅✅❌✅✅
Arsenal - ✅❌✅✅❌

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

“Only Mo Salah…” 👑

An astonishing set of records for a true Liverpool legend 👏

[Scoil na nAmadán @NaAmadan]

In the interest of preserving the fuel reserve that we have, I propose closing the schools for another week. #FuelProtest⛽️

[Mark @MarkLeeEire]

To the people who have said down through the years “why do you go and watch them fools try kick a footbal” stick that up your arse 👍🏻 #COYBIG

[Tiarnán Lockhart @TiarnnLockhart4]

What a fucking night. Roll on Budapest now light work 🇮🇪🇮🇪🦜🦜

[Ronan Murphy @swearimnotpaul]

Watching Home Alone on @TG4TV

[Michael McCarthy @McCarthyMick]

Another Portugal match. Another ref hoping to get Ronaldo's jersey.

[(fan) 𝐌.𝐒𝟏𝟎 👑 @FCSALAH11]

Unfortunately Mohamed Salah doesn't get the same treatment other players do, and defenders know it

[Anything Liverpool @AnythingLFC_]

Breaking news: Different football matches… have different added times....

Next week Rio investigates why bananas and apples don’t taste the same

[roro, PhD @fuglibetty]

Every burger is plain brioche these days. And call me old-fashioned, call me a reactionary. But the soul longs for sesame

[Aurelia ⚢✨ @AuriBlooms]

My brother called me and was like, "I have a funny joke," and then proceeded to say, "So there's these zoo animals planning an uprising. Each animal speaks in turn, and then a cow speaks up... The other animals say, 'what are you doing here.'"

That was the whole thing ??

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The skipper stays.

[Jac🔴 @Jacgriff177]

TNT commentators anytime rice touches the ball:

[David Watson @DavidWiggy21789]

This TNT commentary is embarrassing as well. Arsenal have been good but you’d think it’s the greatest performance of all time the way they’re talking about them. Arsenal throw themselves to the ground it’s ’street wise’ but Madrid are fouled and it’s not enough for a freekick

[Leanne Prescott @_lfcleanne]

A bit mad that. In reality, neither are a penalty but if you’re giving one you have to give the other.

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

The story continues... 👑

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

All he’s done is use his hand to bat the ball away from Luis Diaz, never a penalty