Biological Clockie

A webcomic about everyone's favorite (?) fertility frenemy. (Also tweet as @wantmorepuppies if you're into that sort of thing.)

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

Could I BE drawing any more #comics inspired by the #FRIENDSREUNION ? https://t.co/wLD5KpV8Pu #webcomic #friends #birthcontrol #childfree

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

Happy holidays! 😂

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

𝑔𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝒸𝒽𝒾𝓁𝒹𝓇𝑒𝓃

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

Late but hilarious 😂

[Rob @thegallowboob]

these are "dilation pumpkins" made by the hospital midwives to show the reality of childbirth, happy halloween 🎃

[Nicole Byer aka peppa pig slut @nicolebyer]

Can’t sleep bc I can’t stop thinking abt the time I was late explaining there was traffic bc of the “children’s parade” happening down the street. I said “it was weird each child had an adult”

After a silence, finally someone said “school, kids were being dropped off at school”

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

Truuuth

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"I don’t have many complaints, but I do have one suggestion: I’d love for you to invest in a communications department. It’d be nice to get an email alert about your product releases."
https://t.co/ufa3ZmcZDl

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"I see that your right breast is glowing red like molten steel out of a blacksmith’s forge. That’s what we in the industry call a 'full-blown infection.' It hurts like a B-word, but that’ll only last seven weeks, tops."
https://t.co/DXsP3xg7ku

[Watch What Happens Live! @BravoWWHL]

"I think it's like sad tyranny that like you can't wear anything on this ring finger if you're not married."

@MindyKaling #WWHL

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

😂

[McSweeney's @mcsweeneys]

"By taking note of your shifting physiological response to Outlander’s Jamie Fraser, you’ll be pinpointing your fertile days in no time."
https://t.co/N7WiQfjKQ5

[Kingfisher & Wombat @UrsulaV]

Headed in for a consult on getting my IUD replaced, and friends, I am gonna unload my full YOU WILL GIVE ME ALL THE DRUGS on this unsuspecting doctor. Pray for them. Or cheer for me.

[K.B. Spangler @KBSpangler]

Throwback to the time when a nurse asked me if I wanted an IUD:

Me: Nah, a friend has one and she says it's the worst pain she's ever experienced.

Nurse *mutters*: Your friend never had a baby then.

Me: That's the general idea, yeah.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Moms get shamed for having kids too young. They get shamed for having kids too old.
Why can't people simply be happy for women who pursue their dreams of motherhood? And also agree to not badger women who do not have, can’t have, and/or don’t want children.

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

“…I will never forget what it feels like to be a woman who is not having children. And how that might be because a woman genuinely doesn’t want to — an equal, valid and conversation-ending choice that should be respected unequivocally.” https://t.co/XiJFd6FMBt

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

🤨

[ScreenTime @screentime]

DC asked the ‘Harley Quinn’ team to remove a scene in S3 where Batman goes down on Catwoman because ‘heroes don't do that’

(via @Variety)

[Ali A Olomi @aaolomi]

all the great religions of the world got it wrong Armageddon will be started by a gender reveal party

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

Continuing on last week’s theme, today’s new #comic is kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck fantastic. (That’s right - the #Friends inspired comics aren’t done yet…) #FriendsReunion #webcomic

https://t.co/NnSlP7tAXt

[𝐖𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐬 🌜🌛 @warandpeass]

Card Reading 🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛

[Biological Clockie @TickTickWomb]

New #comic - this one’s a deep cut for my fellow #Friends superfans. #FriendsReunion #ThisIsUs https://t.co/0beAQNNuDc