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It’s not coming home

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

BREAKING: Ben White could be out of the Champions League Final at the end of the month with a suspected ruptured vagina.

He will also be forced to cancel his spray tan appointment tomorrow. More to follow.

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Easy easy easy

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Best one yet 😂

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

Yeah, sex is great, but have you ever scrolled Twitter after your favourite wins the match?

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@leesteveo76 Nope

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Another one bites the dust & the cycle starts again

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Weekends are great again 🎉

[David Jamieson @David_Jamieson7]

Maccabi fans have now been barred by West Midlands Police, Israeli Police, the Israeli Premier League and...Maccabi Tel Aviv football club.

But every political party and major media outlet in Britain still insists they must come.

This is total derangement.

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Wow. Maccabi Tel Aviv itself has turned out to be more sensible about this than the British government.

What an absurd and embarrassing debacle for Starmer.

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Jewish community leaders in Birmingham

Standing outside Villa Park

Saying they support the ban of Maccabi

Saying it's nothing to do with religion, or against Jews

"It's a genuine safety concern against hooliganism from Maccabi"

Shame on @Keir_Starmer @ShabanaMahmood and @lisanandy for overturning police safety advice and turning this into an antisemitism issue

After last nights football violence in Tel Aviv, Labour had an opt out to last week's statements, they could have deferred to the police and accept the ban

Instead, Labour are putting our police at risk, the local Birmingham community at risk and crossing the rubicon into authoritarianism by ignoring what the safety and police assessment were

The Jewish and Muslim community in Birmingham are standing together in solidarity against Maccabi, and it is a Labour government that is inviting disruption into their community

Shame on Labour, and anyone else who continues to supports Labour - this level of authoritarianism ought to worry every Brit. The next election cannot come round soon enough

[Dale Vince @DaleVince]

West Midlands Police last week banned Maccabi Tel Aviv fans from an upcoming game against Aston Villa - due to public safety concerns. Days later those same fans are involved in a riot at a game in their own country. That rioting, with police injuries and damage to property makes it clear that West Midlands Police made a fact based decision in the public interest. They should be left to do their job, without political interference.

https://t.co/JiIVBYOypl

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@annaawhu Longgg season. Plenty of time to turn it around

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Manchester United, Max Verstappen. Happy Sunday 🍾

[SophieSpring97 @SophieP25397]

Gary #Neville who opened his hotel free of charge to #NHS staff who needed somewhere to stay during the early stages of lockdown is a traitor.

#Reform UK's Nathan #Gill who took bribes from #Russia is a #Patriot.

What a weird fucked up nation the UK has become.

[Brendan May @bmay]

Turns out it was a middle aged white man. Awks.

[. @LouiseRawAuthor]

UPDATE: it was indeed a middle aged white man- so middle aged and so white, he’s even called DAVE..

You’re a clown, @TRobinsonNewEra 🤡 - leave our @GNev2 alone!

[dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law]

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[Damian Low @DamianLow3]

Gary Neville said let’s“get back to a country of love, peace and harmony"

What does anyone object to about that?