Shit Taylor Says

I say a lot of shit

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

I just want the penis

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

Well my vaginas pretty wet right now 😉

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

Alissa: of all the names in the world you pick Poe? Taylor: I was thinking really hard!

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

Well I drink out of a toilet!

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

Ahh crap! I forgot I had my period

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

This is my fifth exam. It makes me wanna cry babies....and then shoot them.

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

There's two Asians, a black girl and an Indian girl. I'm the minority

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

3 some with @beLUKEa_whale and @Ground_Ginger 😏😏 let's get it on 😉😉❤️

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

Fuck you loop.....of blue

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

Bi curious /:

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

Taylor and Evan at their finest 😏#packdcon14. #president #bestie http://t.co/eEEix20CrU

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

Emily: if you got a vibrator why wouldn't you use it? Me:I'm afraid it won't fit

[Kevin Spacey @KevinSpacey]

Let's beat @TheEllenShow selfie w @jimmykimmel #photobomb

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

I got a joke guys

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

I pretend to hate country music but I secretly know all the words to all the songs

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

My name is Taylor and I spit chunks of potato chips when I laugh oooops

[Shit Taylor Says @TickleMeTaylor]

I hope I die on a toilet.