Humble Ferret

The Emperor Protects

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

DISCLAIMER TO THOSE WHO FOLLOW ME:

1) Thank you ❤️
2) If you DM me, I keep conversations to a minimum
3) Don’t try to get my personal info, then block me

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

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[Nostalgia Daily @nostalgia_]

"How old are you?"

Me: I watched this movie on VHS..

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

Yes

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If I offered you $5k every week and all you had to do was stream for a minimum of 4 hours per day would you take it?

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@emerald_midgear You’re not wrong. They’re just games you’ve played with the similar engines and mechanics, just reskinned and renamed

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@lady_valor_07 Yes

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@Feral_Forest Good for you

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@AlveusSanctuary @mayahiga @ConnorOBrien404 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@Lorgarwasright2

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

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[rosie @nickyn0mates]

camila saying "sometimes you have to go through the backdoor" and nick laughing for a whole minute im CRYINGGGG

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

SOCOM

[PlayStation Nostalgia @PlayStalgiaX]

You can only bring one back:

inFamous
Resistance
SOCOM
Sly Cooper
Uncharted
Jak and Daxter

What are you choosing?

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

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[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Protecting tomato plants from snails 🐌

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

Yes indeed

[Swany 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Swany101]

@ArsekWithAGun They love their dad and they love the God-Emperor.

Hate heretics.

Also they're dripped tf out. Simple as.

Black Templars are cool.

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@therealcliffyb Worse

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@spaceshark23 Happy birthday

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@RinoTheBouncer Yes

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

Twilight Princess

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

If you could remake one game from 2006, what would you choose?🚀

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

@Feral_Forest Congrats

[SirD 🇺🇸 @Sir_Dammed]

To outsiders who don't pay much attention to the sheer fucking absurdity that is 2026 games journalism™, it might seem like people are overreacting to the Mixtape situation. Listen, I COMPLETELY understand if you feel that way.

But no, listen carefully. We've been saying for YEARS that game journalists are posers who despise this hobby. Mixtape is absolute proof of that.

This is a billionaire nepo project that is 3 hours long and that you don't even really "play." It was immediately astroturfed to fuck and back, called "one of the games of the generation," couldn't even bother to add a fail state or something known as "gameplay systems," includes the most quirk-ass possible millennial-hipster writing and teenagers tonguing, all presented alongside the lie that it's an "indie project."

There has never been a more direct example of everything wrong with games journalism, and that's saying a lot because they gave Veilguard a 9 out of 10 while games like Black Myth Wukong and Crimson Desert are 6's & 7's. "Mixtape" is being hailed as a masterpiece and given 10's across the board while its billionaire publisher lines their pockets with cute lootboxes filled with custom gadgets and CD players.

There is one reason, and one reason alone that they like it... and that's because it didn't "waste their time" by making them do something they loathe: playing a video game.

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

Bluepoint Games

[Rino🚀 @RinoTheBouncer]

Let’s go!🚀

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

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[meme bastard 🍕 @mask_bastard]

somebody posted a woman reacting to the thing on discord and I can’t stop laughing 🤣🤣

[Humble Ferret @Tickleaferret]

I sure did

[Elma @oelma__]

Yes or No?