flattwit

before i was born i shit myself in my mum and swallowed it, choked and nearly died

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

Get in the kitchen hun, HQ is starting x

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

flat twit more like flit twat

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

Huh?

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

flattwit is shit

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

peeps that live at windmill lane know the most

[Donald J. Trump ........................... ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @realDonaldTrFan]

I know MORE about wind & windmills then anybody! There are Some places where the wind blows! There are some places where the wind DOESN'T blow! (Like Georgia & Utah). Wind is maid out of air! Look closely at the wind & you can see it! Look up right now! Do you see it? THATS WIND!

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

babs e assemble at black bull rn

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Tilly is the flat twat #thoughts #thinking

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

Hey there Yorkshire
we chuffin love ya

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

Can we bring
Yesterday
Back around

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

Such a good point actually

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

new year new boyfriend

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

new year new boyfriend

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

new year new me

just kidding this year has been great

retweet if you are LITERALLY PERFECT like me

- anon

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

Here’s my year in emoji: #HappyNewYear #MyEmojiYear

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

and we did it at a one night stand

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all the sex all the time

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

is maddie's yellow car butch

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

Strangle the bitch with her iPhone charger

[flattwit @Ticklehertwit]

I am the drum and bass father