Tiddy

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I knew that bitch was fake from the gecko

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

pussy smelling like a McDonald’s play place shoe cubby

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

The dog in me has been surrendered to the animal shelter

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

Naming my first born son Craighan

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

Pioneer woman designs saved me from being queer

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

People who like ketchup eat their scabs

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

Currently getting violently fucked by life, no lube , no glue and no borax 🤗

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

I have rocks in my ears from playing outside

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

Used a bidet to get off and power washed the skin off my gooch

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I sext like
“Yeah, man, sounds like a plan!”

[Tiddy @TiddieTats]

This petty bitch took my Lego man’s arms out of socket when she gave it back to me

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Ate sleep for dinner and I didn’t even get full :(

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“We were stuck somewhere between heaven and hell” “perjury”

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Can’t be friends with a nasty girl. You hoes have PANTY CRICKETS! 🦗🦗🦗

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Mouth so dry it took four swallows to get this cracker down

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If she got a snaggle tooth she gon eat it off the bone

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Imagine ripping a dab pen in the bathroom 40 seconds before 9/11
I’d think that shit was laced

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Galdarnit

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Who want they pussie ate