LaraLikeSarah

☕️🕶💋🥂🍾 perpetually late.

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

@AlaskaAir Quick question! I have an Alaska Lounge membership - can I upgrade to Alaska+? Do I just need to call customer care?

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

@AlaskaAir your customer service team has been great - but I gotta say, getting stuck in ABQ and being told you would be rebooked on a new flight then getting a just kidding e-mail was pretty disappointing. 2023 is off to an exhaustive start.

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

@AlaskaAir Yep! Laurie T. Was amazing. I actually came back to delete my tweet because like I said, your team has been amazing! I just wish the communication was a little different but what can you do? Cheers to this new year - you all are the best.

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

you know what jersey I didn’t get rid of? Sherms. Honestly though, I feel like the Subway slowing Russel down. 🤷🏻‍♀️ @RSherman_25 #ColtsVsBronco #PrimeVideo

[ESPN @espn]

JALEN SUGGS DID THAT! 😲

#FinalFour

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

not gonna make a cocktail tonight... ::tries to put 4yo to bed:: ...WHERE’S THE ICE?!

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

@rubbercake @OfficialBlueyTV Hahah @jgusa14

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

Hey @chrissyteigen! Makin’ chipotle honey chicken & I just can’t get these cluckers to char. Wtf am I doing wrong?!? Wet chicken wah wah 😩

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

The president got permanently suspended from Twitter!
Your move, Grubhub.

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

@JimGaffigan I think if it’s about the knee?

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Can you wear white to the second impeachment?

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

I bet his toilet time is dramatically reduced. Unless he decided to use that time to read the Constitution. #TheRealDonaldTrump #ImpeachandRemove

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

maybe @OnlyFans will take him? #TheRealDonaldTrump

[Mike Gallagher @ChairmanG]

We are witnessing absolute banana republic crap in the United States Capitol right now.

@realdonaldtrump, you need to call this off.

[Danny Zuker @DannyZuker]

Suspended from all social media, @realDonaldTrump is currently ranting about Mitt Romney on an Amazon customer review page for dress socks.

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

@ColinHanks Just like every working mom except we never leave our houses now due to a poorly managed pandemic and also I didn’t realize @realDonaldTrump was a democrat again? Who can even keep up. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

if your cookbook isn’t covered in ingredients are you even doing it right? #cravingsbychrissy

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

I needed the peas for dinner but let’s be honest I could have gone without. The order was for @highnoonsunsips. @amazonprimenow #sorefreshing

[LaraLikeSarah @TidsoptimistMom]

basically I am working myself through Cravings by @chrissyteigen and I’m not sorry.