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[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

You turn the AC off in your car for one second and it feels like the sun hopped in the passenger seat 😂

[Dolla$ign @TieWoof]

@EzeobiGloria2

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Ibuprofen looking around in my body not knowing where to start:

[eliz @eliza___v]

When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

the older i get the more i hate making extra stops after work

i drive home like i’m late for my house

[Dolla$ign @TieWoof]

@Banke_bby Show name: strong girl nam-soon

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

👏DO👏NOT👏LET👏THIS👏STORY👏DIE👏

Texas Attorney General, and now Republican nominee for the Texas Senate Ken Paxton gave his friend 28 days in jail after he repeatedly raped a young boy.

He does not have to register as a sex offender.

He didn’t even lose his license to practice law.

[Lancesico 🇱🇨 @Bornakang]

The wiggles really put that shit on

[Dolla$ign @TieWoof]

@CriminalTube I’d piss myself if I heard a group of niggas coming from the back yelling “YaAAAaaaAaAaaa” lmfao 😭

[Dolla$ign @TieWoof]

@G3Movado @Forte4r I feeel it. I love me a good blunt BUT the GOOD blunt pre rolls were kind expensive lmfao

[Dolla$ign @TieWoof]

@0megaa @beyoncegarden She can get to EMS AFTER they would have checked my baby. She would’ve been bleeding the corner for a little bit 🤏🏾

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[Dolla$ign @TieWoof]

@HOUrbanist Wanted to die on Thursday.

[Amunet @freakoutsideofx]

Happy Juneteenth!!

[Goddess🥀 @Swit_zee]

Me when I’m crossing the road and a car keeps driving at full speed

[Lean 🎖️ @Lean_Puffs]

the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable

[Dolla$ign @TieWoof]

@fullmetalfroge @spelunky_ Same , same lol
I feel like it’s pretty Texan to complain about how hot it is everyday honestly 🤷🏾‍♀️ 💀

[MNJ @Mnjsales]

Zero sales so far, but I’m not giving up on this satin-lined scrub hat! A simple share could find my next customer every little bit helps a small business ❤️