Bitter Glitter✨

You look so good in black & blue 🌌 Traveling 🌍 Working 💻 Master’s 🏫 Same old story with a little extra bite 😈 36 countries #writer #travel

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

Guess what else is up? #Writing Book III is well underway. https://t.co/1PU5aNgnkI

[Corpse Husband @Corpse_Husband]

New video https://t.co/WJPO1A9ldM

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

Me, after being fully vindicated with the new info I learned tonight:

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

No one:
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Me: *finishes a bottle of champagne before I start my homework*

[Corpse Husband @Corpse_Husband]

:))))

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

This year just won’t let me get up. Like quit kicking me. Straight up sabotage.

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

Whole family just watched my hubs yeet my gym shoes off our balcony to me down on the road because I forgot them & was too lazy to park & go up to get them 😭

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

“So, I saw on your tiktok..”
I don’t want to talk about it.
“So, you liked on tiktok..”
I don’t want to talk about it.
“So, your tiktok..”
I DONT WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, PATRICE!!

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

*gets stimulus check
*immediately books trip for fall
*gets scholarship
*immediately books trip for winter

Now, I’m just guessing, but I doubt this is what they intended me to use these for

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

So, uh, yeah this happened. It’s been a rough 7 weeks...

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

Bruh, my school & office can close. But if corona closes my gym, it’s personal.

[Spencer Charnas @spencerink]

Celebrate Mother’s Day weekend & the 40th anniversary of Friday The 13th w/ this @ICENINEKILLS parody cover...we present you with “JASON’S MOM” https://t.co/8CspGY1iiC

[Kim Chi @KimChi_Chic]

Omg I sneezed at the airport and everyone looked at me as if they wanted to kill me

[Proxcey  @ItsProxcey]

Retweet for good luck https://t.co/b3ce8yn7Zi

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

Not gunna lie, seems spot on to me.

My political coordinates are 13.9% Left, 36.1% Liberal. https://t.co/ssBjxHk2EK

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

Might be doing the most millennial thing I’ve ever rn. Heading to the hipster-ass downtown grocer 30 min before they close because I ran out of avocado for my chicken-cado-dill salad tomorrow. #yeet

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

Wanna know the boldest humans out there? Lil gen Z boys. I’ve been called a ‘thottie’ straight to my face by a 13 year old at the gym. Had to look up the word. A grown man call me that & he getting a knee to the gonads. These kids are fearless. Like, you coulda come outta this.

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

13 is a lucky number, no? ‘Chapter 13 - Air, Ale, & Ash’ is up on #Wattpad Greys III - Revelation https://t.co/ynHI95EII7 https://t.co/KhMl1GKGzp

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

🖐 🖐 🖐

[Breakaway Festival @BreakawayFest]

Raise your hand if you've already secured tickets to Breakaway 2020! 🙋🎉 #LeaveItAllBehind

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

Driving back from my lashes & Cry Me a River shuffles through. I might not be able to remember anyone from my high school, but I sure know every lyric to my boy JT 🎶

[Bitter Glitter✨ @TierneyDanae]

So I was at a red light last night & this car chalk full o’ bros pulls up w/ their music bumpin & start hollerin & waving their liquor bottle at me. But little did they know I was on my way back from Dominoes. I waved my pizza box back at them & the quickly realized I had won 😂