Tiffany Smith

trying to not be an idiot one mediocre decision at a time

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

Dudes on Bumble love golf

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

I👏🏻DONT👏🏻WANT👏🏻TO👏🏻SEE👏🏻UR👏🏻PICS/VIDEOS👏🏻OF👏🏻DEAD/DYING👏🏻ANIMALS👏🏻 THX

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

Those question mark boxes that keep raping my dm messages can just fuck right off already

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

Every time I log back into a dating website: “I just can’t decide. I hate everybody equally”
🤦🏻‍♀️

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

@Bishopanonymous /dating game. Probably both.

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

I’m uncomfortable dating a man who posts more selfies than I do

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

@AmandaRR13 @SargentoCheese #silverlinings

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

I’ve had an empty @SargentoCheese package in my shower for over a month now. How’s adulthood for you going?

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

@katygirlx Hi 🙋🏻
https://t.co/KGAKh7go31

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

Every time someone says “Prayers!!🙏🏻” 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

I’ve had a few beers in me and I’m tempted to get into a political debate with my mother. I MUST RESIST

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

Just a reminder that our cheeto in chief is a textbook narcissist 💁🏼‍♂️
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

Gonna go to Fl and save all the dogs brb

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

Will also be going to bed in socks tonight

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

I turned my heater on in my car tonight😍

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

@Adam_paul_goff 😍🎮🚗🐢🍌

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

@iloveblink182 Incredible

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

Watching a movie in which FDR gets a handjob from his cousin; how's your night?

[Tiffany Smith @Tiff3and7]

@Adam_paul_goff Your tweets are my favorite

[Cooter Burger @Adam_paul_goff]

Sitting in front of the parking next to char bar and someone give me a dollar. Damn I'm crippled not homeless