Tiffany Bennett

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i like to think. i am an excellent guard dog. but between you and me. it all depends. on what snacks. a stranger has

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Peyt will not have Dad to save him this time. Game On.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

one thing. you should really pay attention to. as things go back to normal. is me

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i have misplaced my name tag. it must have fallen off during my walk earlier. i am now completely unidentifiable. i can be whoever i want. i am mysterious

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

here is what. i plan to accomplish today:

2. bark loudly. but at nothing
7. lose my ball under the couch
7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball
3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch
4. big nap. you have worked hard
2. repeat

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human waited until TODAY. to ask me to be their valentine. it is a little insulting. they assumed i would not have plans already. i don’t. but still

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

once again. i have gone undrafted in the puppy bowl. i feel as though both teams. have missed an opportunity in me. but i still wish them the best. in their game today. i will be watching from the couch

[Grant T. Pugh @pughgrant]

The Shoe stays with Uptown.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it appears you have loaded the dishwasher without me. do you not need my services anymore. did you lick the plates yourself. this is a disaster

[Motivational Quotes @motivational]

Be busy

[Corey Davis @TheCDavis84]

🙏🏿🤞🏿you know what to do

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

there is a pumpkin. on the neighbor’s porch. that did not have a face yesterday. but today they have a face. that is spooky. and i will be avoiding it

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the human is in a rush to leave. and needs me to use the bathroom. as quick as i can. but i have not trained for this. and historically. i do not perform well under pressure

[Rick Semmler @RickSemmler]

QB Jace Russell accounted for 3 touchdowns in TH North 35-21 win over Southport. Patriots snap a 4-game losing streak

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

apparently. my stuffed fren sebastian smells bad. so he will be spending the night in the spinny bath. which means the human and i. will be spending the night. next to the spinny bath. so nobody is alone

[David Goggins @davidgoggins]

If the second you hear something you don’t like, you get defensive and stop listening, how the fuck are we ever going to create change?

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

the first crunchy leaf of the season. just fell in the yard. i will go taste it. to determine how spooky. things are about to get

[Jeremiah Mullinax @Coach_Mullinax]

“The questions you ask are important than the things you could ever say.”

[Jessica Hughston @jessicahughston]

Anyone else have prayer ADHD? Like you start praying, wander off, come back, and you’re all like, “God I’m so sorry, where was I?”

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i worked. so. hard. to get the squeaker out of that toy. and you just. threw it away