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I laugh at all the wrong shit

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There was a car accident here today and I just have so many questions…

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@peggybundy1738 and the splits for a little razzle dazzle

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someone said i never thought we would get kyle in the divorce💀 #summerhouse

[Bartie Musa @WARMasterBM]

@MUSICANDBUILDS Myron is so abhorrent he even brings white supremacist and black supremacist together in mutual disdain for him.

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@daKingballa06 same. he looks good!! i’d be sick if i was her😩😩

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@AngieBeansTV i hate that amanda made me take a man’s side😭😭😭

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@noacctneeded all of that

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@shellsnbeaches he wasn’t a good husband. they weren’t right for each other and should’ve never got married. but he is much more likeable than amanda🤷🏼‍♀️

[tiff @TiffNotPollard]

@kentucky_daisy everything always comes back to money. i hate it here lol

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i don’t see the issue with open alcohol in the car as long as the driver is sober?? but drinking in the car is so normalized where i grew up. people will ask if you want one for the road and bars will pour your drink in a to go cup with a lid and straw so there’s that😬

[lorah @lorahmoe]

I ruined a friendship because I refused to drive drunk people through a police checkpoint.
I was the designated driver for a concert. Around midnight, everyone piled into my car carrying open beers from the parking lot.
I told them to dump the drinks before getting in.
The entire car exploded.
"It's one mile."
"Nobody cares."
"Stop acting like my dad."
I pointed at the giant police checkpoint literally visible from where we were parked...

[tiff @TiffNotPollard]

“vienna” just does something for me i can’t explain

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

What’s your favorite song by Billy Joel? 🎹👇🏻

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@kentucky_daisy it’s definitely illegal where i’m from too. and i wouldn’t have let them in either if we had to go through a cop checkpoint for that reason. i just don’t get why it is illegal as long as the driver isn’t drinking and driving🤷🏼‍♀️

[Thelma B. @queenkaceee]

And Kyle should’ve turned that reunion into an episode of Jerry Springer cause West is the second weirdest bitch alive after Amanda. #SummerHouse

[dima 🍉 @dimaismadduh]

Is it Stassi’s first time walking? Like on earth?

[tiff @TiffNotPollard]

@IStoleAPie that’s like the only good thing about when it dries up like this. my son and i like to try to find cool stuff lol. and speaking of lakes i finished that book weeks ago and forgot to talk to you about it. i knew where it was going immediately but it was so good!

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the lake is dry af

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how i walk when im drunk and people start accusing me of being drunk

[Bye Wig Hello Drama @HousewivesHub]

Gia Giudice walking down the runway for White Fox Boutique 🔥

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father’s day card for my grandpa who absolutely hates trump with his whole soul (and rightfully so) taking bets on his reaction now. i got $20 on he says “i cant stand that cock sucking sumbitch”

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“mom can i go play outside” hits so much different now that i can send him out there by himself

[🅿️ending Ⓜ️illionaire💰 @ManishLife_Ty]

My attention span so short I’ll start cleaning my room, go throw something away in the kitchen and start washing dishes… 🤦🏽‍♂️

[tiff @TiffNotPollard]

my grandpa just called me from my grandma’s phone to ask me what my number is so he can create a new contact in her phone cuz she can’t find it