Sumwhere Near 41

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[Sumwhere Near 41 @Tiff_Mammano]

I just wrote a review on Zebra-print Chunky Huggie Hoop Earrings https://t.co/239dIj23qC via @yotpo

[Sumwhere Near 41 @Tiff_Mammano]

I just wrote a review on Turquoise Earrings https://t.co/LK8mE43UxN via @yotpo
And no, this isn't a bot posting this (which I realizeis what a bot would say, but how many bots wear earrings?).

[Sumwhere Near 41 @Tiff_Mammano]

@EvahDestruction Yes, but that hat! 😍😍😍

[Sumwhere Near 41 @Tiff_Mammano]

@LoonUhh I feel like I go through this 2-3 times a year & sometimes I do bangs. Now I'm growing them out as I figure out what to do. Lol

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

he's not the hero we wanted, but he's the hero we needed

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

I can't believe there was a time I was upset when someone told me I had to go to bed.

[Leslie Jones 🦋 @Lesdoggg]

THIS THIS THIS!! It’s very simple!!

[upandatthem @AtholMountain]

sincerely

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

Remember to poop before midnight tonight.

You don’t want to be carrying the same shit into the new year.

[Devin Duke @sirDukeDevin]

"It's science, not Santa Claus." 💥

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Little Drummer boy: I have no gifts to bring

Mary: thats ok

Little Drummer Boy: I am a poor boy too

Mary: it's fine

Jesus: [sleeping]

Little Drummer boy: gonna bang TF outta these drums

Joseph: if you wake him up i swear to christ

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

air humidifier in the shape of Gastly from Pokemon.

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

I will never not find this funny.

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

I told a joke on a zoom meeting but nobody laughed.

Turns out I’m not even remotely funny.

[Horror4Kids @horror4kids]

the fact that the IT filmmakers made an alternative opening scene just for kicks where Georgie successfully gets his boat back from Pennywise & runs away is amazing