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[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

I fear putting heavy boxes in front of the cabinet is only making my cat stronger as she manages to open it anyways

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

Idk how to order at starbucks, I just start with the size and name a bunch of adjectives and components

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

God should have mercy and let food last longer before going bad

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

I've never been to #Olivegarden but from what I've gathered from the lore and mythos it's basically East Side Mario's right?

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

hello, friend

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

I take antihistamines and blame it on the weather bc I refuse to believe I could be allergic to my cat

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

The Internet makes it far too easy for me to get a cat. Like it's simply ask and recieve

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

Time for the age old debate: is nightmare before Christmas a Halloween or Chrismas movie?

[V҉u҉s҉s҉y҉ @vussy_]

Girls don't like alpha males. They like silly little goober guys

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

Paw patrol doesn't only save animals and friends but very tired babysitters

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

Its just me and my ice cap against the world

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

Literally playing thousands of dollars for online classes paired with Internet that doesn't work 😑

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

My friend asked me to call him so I did but he rejected it and sent me a zoom link instead. BRO WTF

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

Can we all pretend harvard is just an expensive clothing brand? Just for fun

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

Commitment is buying your partner a Disney plus subscription <3

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

@ElaniKitten

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

At this point I'm CONVINCED my dad didn't understand my math homework and thats why he was irritable when helping me with my homework

[Muffin @Tiffany_516]

Why is it harder for me to verify my identity on @facebookapp then it was for the hacker who took my account last night????? They did it last night and I need 48 hours to verify my identity???