Mask Lover

Mother, friend, film dweeb, comedy lover, and occasional superhero obsessor. she/her

[Mask Lover @TiffinyKC]

Hey, @jasonsudeikis run away with me before it’s too late!

[Mask Lover @TiffinyKC]

A+ and too close to home all at once. I couldn’t have said it better myself.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

there’s fuckin aliens and I’m still afraid to ask out my crush??? aliens. dead aliens just out on the tarmac and I’m all boo hoo too scary to dm a literal MAN

[. @30Burner_]

Steph Curry’s DEEPEST THREE vs. every NBA franchise

[Mask Lover @TiffinyKC]

Hey @Xfinity how come I have to sign in every time for live stream from my AppleTV? I asked your virtual chat type people and I think we both know how much good that did me. Help please. 😇

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.

[Rich Eisen @richeisen]

This is the last SportsCenter commercial of my time at ESPN

[If Only @ifonlytimeline]

Should have taken out a PPP loan and paid my student debt with it

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

All we have to do is wait for 3-4 middle aged people with the best health insurance in the world to die of natural causes.

[Melissa Murray (@ProfMMurray on Threads 🧵) @ProfMMurray]

I hope folks know where to place the blame for the failure of student loan forgiveness. Say what you will about Joe Biden, but he did what he promised. And it was absolutely undone by the Court that his predecessor built.

[Tim Batt @Tim_Batt]

🤷

[Senator Adam Schiff @SenAdamSchiff]

To my Republican colleagues who introduced this sham resolution: You honor me with your enmity.

You flatter me with this falsehood.

Your words tell me that I have been effective in the defense of our democracy, and I am grateful.

[Mask Lover @TiffinyKC]

@hulu_support Thanks, I used the website. It looks like someone used my account and changed my email. When I put in my payment details there is another email address associated with the account now.

[Mask Lover @TiffinyKC]

@hulu_support Hello, I'm having some trouble with my account. Can you help me, please?

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

If it runs into itself, game over.

[Dan Diamond @ddiamond]

Just realized Christian Braun’s teams have won their last game of the season six of the last seven years

2017: state high school champion
2018: state high school champion
2019: state high school champion
2020: Big 12 playoff game (*covid)

2022: NCAA champion
2023: NBA champion

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Today was the day Donald trump finally became president

[Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16]

Former president Hillary Clinton, who today was indicted on 7 counts including espionage, is trying to determine the names of FBI agents investigating her, with the intent of purging them from the DOJ should she win reelection.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

With $40 million poured in by the creators of “South Park,” the refurbished Casa Bonita is reopening with the same 1970s vibe and drastically improved food. The Colorado restaurant went bankrupt during the pandemic but was rescued by the new owners. https://t.co/ZBW1DmwUZC

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

Big Red may have a career in this after he's done coaching 🇺🇸

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Fanboying a murderous dictator while misspelling his name is very on-brand for him.