I keep getting thirst traps and celeb lingerie tweet push notifications from this account and I don't know why and I can't make it stop and I don't even want them please help #shlhockey
Proposal: in every game, a pitcher will be allowed to throw one "wild card" pitch which is actually just a jar of bees instead of a ball. Where previously a pitcher's recourse for a guy getting too comfortable was beaning them, now they can induce fear and/or anaphylaxis #PBESim
The agency is extremely disappointed in all of those making disparaging remarks about the intelligence and competence of Seattle Argonauts GM Tiggie Smalls after tonight's trade. Not because they're wrong, but because insulting him is our thing. Back off #shlhockey