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[Dukat The Pious @DukatThePious]

How is it that a 77 second trailer of GTA V have more aura and hype than any recent piece of media from GTA VI?

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

In 2004, Jamie Foxx had his eyes glued shut with prosthetic eyelids for 14 hours a day to play Ray Charles. He had panic attacks. He called it: “Like being in a coffin alive.” He lost 30 pounds and played every piano scene himself. He won the Oscar, without seeing cameras roll

[Telgraft @telqraft]

Brezilya’da bir toptancıyı basan silahlı soyguncuları palayla etkisiz hâle getiren personel.

[The Witcher @thewitcher]

Are your swords oiled up and sharpened? Potions brewed? Roach saddled? It’s time to face Eredin and his entourage once again!

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt – Remastered features an array of improvements, bringing upgrades to visuals, gameplay, and more. It's coming on September 29 and will be available as a free upgrade to all owners of the game on GOG, Steam, Epic Games Store, PlayStation 5, and Xbox Series X|S. It is also available for pre-purchase on https://t.co/3lNm1kfN8b and Nintendo Switch 2.

That’s not all, though! All current owners of the base game will gain access to the two original expansions – Hearts of Stone and Blood and Wine – for free! Both of these expansions will also be included in #TheWitcher3Remastered base game!

Learn more here: https://t.co/eNwJxVFOGG

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@Generispy @yoboi1313 My bad for coming off like an ass. We obviously differ heavily in opinions; i have just always struggled to find empathy for those who think the bare minimum is trying their hardest.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I never fall for scams. I am the only person who immediately walked out of my ‘Ali G’ interview

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@Generispy @yoboi1313 I Have a house and a good paying job. Mainly because I worked hard to get that job and house instead of complaining online and cosplaying as an ugly woman. Shut the fuck up bozo. I came from shit nothing and still was never on X talking about some “YIIPPEEEE im homeless gaming”

[Ali G @OfficialAli_G]

Yo check out de trailer for me new movie, Ali G: Who Iz I? It got nuff sick tings, but u’ll have to watch de hole film to find out if me hactually died makin it. Only in dem cinemas October 23nd.

[Plink2 @plinketyplink2]

Still one of the funniest videos ever. The accent, the laugh, the prank. Perfect.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

When your Uber shift turns you into a getaway driver 🤣

Writer: Ian

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@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 He missed his probation you fucking muppet. Doesn’t matter if he’s Batman in his spare time, hes still on licence.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government is handing out posters to asylum seekers telling them not to have sex with girls or mutilate their genitals

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

I don't want to share my country with them.

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Brooo this entire video 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Benjamin 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @BProudPatriot]

A religion of peace.

Look at them.

[Amiri King @AmiriKing]

My toddler loves Monsters Inc. especially Mike Wazowski.

Yesterday I was in Walmart and came across this cool t-shirt.

I immediately bought it, put it on in the car, and rushed home to show my toddler.

I hunted her down as soon as I came through the door.

She was sitting on the couch watching Hogi and eating Goldfish crackers.

I said, ‘Libby check out my cool new shirt!’

I was beaming. I just knew she was gonna think my shirt was the coolest shit ever.

She looked at me, looked at my shirt, scoffed, and yelled, ‘GO AWAY!’

Listen.

I don’t think we talk enough about what huge pieces of shit toddlers are.

That’s literally my TV you are watching.
I paid for those Goldfish crackers.
That’s my fucking couch.

I bought this cool t-shirt ONLY because of you.

And this is your response you f#ggot piece of sh!t??

You are wearing a shirt with a turtle on it that says, ‘Turtley Adorable’ you fuck!ng idiot.

You are broke.
Homeless.
Have poor life skills.
You can’t even fucking speak English.

You are basically a Somali immigrant only brighter in complexion and with much less forehead mass.

I’ll wipe my ass with this shirt.

Fuck this shirt.

Bitch nigga.

Your mom is fat.

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@feranisapsycho

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@westham_bubble Ah. the brightest tool in the box…