Sebastian Moran

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire I suppose that might work out... But I don't feel ready for it yet. Thanks to you, I've got to take ten showers first.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire You're dating Jim, you of all people should understand how this works. No risk equals no fun.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire To keep things interesting, of course. What will I do with a woman my age who runs a bakery shop?

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire I'm forty years old and a wanted criminal. Should I consider speeddating to find this 'good relationship' you speak of?

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire You're the only person who's telling me to get over it. To be fair, you're the only one who knows, but still.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire You don't need to rub it in. You always do that. You always intentionally remind me of it.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire It's not just the couch, you brainless rat. You know exactly what all of this truly is about.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire There is no guilt or sorrow in death, so I'd have nothing to fear. It wouldn't matter anymore.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire In all honesty, I'm starting to doubt if my life is worth more than letting out my anger. Do not tempt me to let go.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire You need to learn when to shut up. Perhaps a muzzle is in order. How about that? Think that'd work on your big mouth?

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire It's not just the object that I care about, there's more to it than that. Why do I even bother telling you this...

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire No... Jim paid for the furniture, but you could have told me before I touched that couch and slept on it and... Jesus.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire You had no right to do what you've done. I thought I made it clear that the couch was my spot. You knew. You knew damn well.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire I think it's time to end our friendship. In fact, I'd rather not see you again as long as I'm still in London.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire The only thing your pregnancy has done for you, is make you even more childish. Where is your bloody 'glow'?

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire I have more followers in real life, in case you forgot. Chief of staff, remember?

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire Who will protect you and borrow you weapons when you're in need if I end up in prison?

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire Don't tempt me. I just might.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire I think it's time the stray cat is put down.

[Sebastian Moran @TigerJackSeb]

@janssenforhire You're right. I don't know. And I guess that is the end of this conversation. I won't be looking at your page anymore...